I wholly expect to be staring at download progress bars for the rest of the night.

As many of you know, life finally ganged up on Chris over at One Man's Pony Ramblings. Which means he has to start taking it seriously and not fighting with one hand behind his back and his attention split between it and ponies. Or something along those lines. Look, I come up with a cool metaphor and use it the next time I need one. Even if it's a terrible fit.

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Hello, loves. Just wanted to make a quick blog to provide some updates on what I've been working on, and also to humblebrag in the form of philosophical wondering.

First, new story, which came out like two weeks ago so y'all have probably already seen it. I wrote it as a Jinglemas present – my third, if you've been keeping count – and although it's shorter than most of my other work, I think it's still pretty funny.

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For my story, My Little Random, I've decided to write parodies of any and all fanfics I come across on this site.

So if someone writes a story littered with cheap corny plot devices and/or bad story structure, it shall be parodied.

For example, here's a preview of the newest chapter added to the My Little Random collection; a parody of 314''s clopfic, 'The Other Pool'.

The Other Rainbow X Soarin Clopfic.

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Friends, Fimfic-ians, Countrymen... lend me your ear.

Because Alex is back and finally catching up with this damn show. I know it's been a long time since you've heard from me, and I doubt more than like 3 people even care, but I figured it'd be fun to catch up with the show now that it's come to an end. I feel like I need to get some closure here. Who knows, it might even reignite that spark and get me back into the fandom (but probably not).

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SIGNAL BOOST! I'm sure a lot of you know or know of Spike writer extraordinaire FamousLastWords. He's kind of a big deal. He's written a bunch of popular stories that were fantastic, such as Heart Invasion 101, Blonde Moments, and

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Excerpt From Episode Episode 36 - Coming Tuesday!

Bladescape led the Wondercolts out of their Headquarters and to the Teleport Plaza in Mishe. They teleported to Floor 59; the front lines. Argo was working them through a quest. A quest that had information on Floor 59’s Boss. She couldn’t do it solo, so they were teaming up to complete it.

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"Safety protocol deactivated. Pram zapped. Brun DJ Protocol. Reticulating splines."

Beside other characters in Five Night at Freddt DJ Music Man is one of my favorite characters from this game

Eight years ago today, mild-mannered Scott Lang gets dragged into the world of superheroics when he steals a suit that allows him to change size at will and communicate with ants.

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So! In the wake of the No Man's Sky fiasco, namely it not being half the game it was promised to be, I find myself with 60 bucks in my steam wallet needing somewhere to go. And I figure some of you might be in the same situation. SO, in the spirit of that, I give you:

STUFF I BOUGHT WITH MY NO MAN'S SKY REFUND

Today's episode: Duskers!

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I rarely do these things but the cause I feel is good. Wanderer D is a good friend of mine and needs help funding himself to do a year course to help him have a brighter future and to look after his boy. I understand everyone is broke and everyone is struggling but if we all throw in a dollar each we can help a good guy and loving father out.

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And now, now I get the Petriculture Cycle finished with Pandelirium. For those of you tired of those stories, have a newly discovered author to go along with it. Oh, princeps, in case you're wondering, Song of Madness will probably be out tomorrow.

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