So, thanks to things happening rapidly all at once I went from needing to make one blog post to probably wanting to make three, so I had a brilliant idea-

Combine all the topics which will be of wildly different levels of interest to different people into one confusing mess!

Part 1: Intricate Disguise and There's Really No Way To Be Funny About This

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Okay, so the holiday season is over, and it's a brand new year. With that being said, I'm back home and back to both following up with medical appointments and working on writing.

Chapter 11 is, for the most part, finished, and chapter 12 is largely fleshed out. However, so much of these two play into each other that finishing 12 required rewriting portions of 11, which worked out for the best (I did have some down time while on vacation).

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nothing that affects plot really, but if you've already read chapters 1+2 i changed "two months" into "one month" and a "6" into a "5". just for the sake of continuity later on i may continue to make minor edits without notice, but anything substantial will definitely get its own blog post so don't worry!

also, i've been posting some silly grad-school-sci-twi doodles on twitter. if that's your kinda thing feel free to check em out

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But maybe not as interesting as 1729.

Incidentally, I just booked my flights for Galacon. Anyone else planning to be there? We can all meet up and pretend that we're writers!

Given how I'm in the process of rewriting Into Equestria from the ground up, I figured I'd might as well at the very least give y'all the chance to see what the story was going to be for some time. Keep in mind that the current iteration of Into Equestria is no longer considered canon to Pony-Me, even if the description has not yet been changed to reflect that.

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Happy International Women's Day to all the female-identifying people out there! To the women who were assigned female at birth, to the people who were assigned female at birth but are unsure if they're women, to the people who aren't of the female sex but who are still women, you all are valid and you all matter! And to all the women and girls who struggle with body image, self harm, depression, other mental illnesses, you still are loved, even though you might not love yourself. And to all the

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Howdy, y'all. I'm gonna give a rambly status update on my life because I can. But let's get to the heart of the matter first: I might go on a small break from updating. I've got a few more chapters left to post, and I might be able to get back to writing before the buffer is exhausted. So hopefully this whole blog post is pointless, and thus I should really wait until I know for sure, but I feel like posting it will help me feel less stressed, so that's what I'm gonna do

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My previous LDC post was about a very omnipresent cliché. Today, I’d like to discuss a similarly common, and no less frustrating trope; the phonetic accent.

What is it? The phonetic accent is when a writer attempts to spell a word how it sounds. There is (usually) no guidelines or reasoning to it, and it’s often far disconnected from normal spelling.

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Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

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Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed. Here's the recipe for the

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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Hey, remember that time Celestia beat Chrysalis without even trying? And then revealed everything that’s ever happened in the show has been part of her plan? And then she flew around Equestria solving every problem and Luna popped out and gave you a blowjob?

No?

Well, shit. I wonder why.

…That’s pretty much the entire blog explained in exactly fifty words. A more in-depth analysis on this subject after the page break.

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So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:

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So, I watched the Gauntlet of Fire, and I just wanted to note that this episode, for all its strengths, really also shows that the show’s creators continue to struggle with using characters as bystanders, as well as character development.

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run away with us for the summer~

Damn these are some good writing tunes yo

And this where the fifth of my six installments will be. I will continue to go through Bride of Discord, and yet again, blog about the three chapters that I stare at, puzzled to what exactly is unfolding on my computer screen.

That means that there's going to be another block of text and me being bitter.

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I know it hasn't quite been a year since I published the story yet, but then again Twilight has been working on getting Rarity's attention for some time before that already, hasn't she? Either way, I've already put this post off way too long, so let's do this.

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I was wondering this earlier today.

So I googled it.

Turns out the answer is they don't:

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So, the show is officially over. Its time has come. I'll definitely say this:

I can't believe they reformed Starlight. What a battle!