Something that I have spent some time on over the years considering, is how do my ponies actually look when I'm writing about them? Of course I could simply go with the canon show style and be done with it, but something I have been aware of is that in many cases with animation, ponies included, the head is rather out of proportion to the body. Japanese anime is of course practically defined by this characteristic. Its for this reason, knowing that actually seeing a pony from the show in

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Heyo! Have a story ya wrote and need an opinion on? I'm happy to oblige. Or a song to review. Or a video game. Or maybe a movie, if I can. Please, I'm bored outta my mind.

To give people a better chance at getting points from the Quotable Trick Contest, winners will now need to skip the following contest. This way somepony besides mishun will be able to get points.

funfunfun has 'unf' in it twice, tiny man-horse

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Hey there everypony. F1 here.

Just an update for Life with a Sexy Shaman. I'm just about done with the rewrite for chapter one and will be taking down the original once completed.

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Well, I'd hate for someone to turn her down...

Drew this as a fun/practice... original idea and request was from Robipony they wanted a sexy nerdy Chrysalis who read Power Ponies comics, laying sexily, licking a red lollipop, wearing glasses and a virgin killer sweater... this is my version with a few small changes and personal touches. I came up with the pose, lollipop shape and little Easter eggs. I had a blast

I have written something that isn't what I would typically call "my style."

It's been submitted and should be going up at some point in the next couple of days. If you give it a read, you might enjoy it. I wrote it because school has honestly been a pain in the ass and I haven't had time to focus on one thing. So, I churned this out in my frustration.

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Yeah. to celebrate Mother's Day, I posted my first story. It's about Twilight making a deal with Star Tracker and it ending with him in bed with some milfs! Cloppy, disgusting goodness.

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Hey there everypony, F1 here. I wanted to let you all know that "Life with a Sexy Shaman" will be undergoing a major rewrite. After reading it over I decided to change things up a bit. But I'm open to suggestions, so if there's anything you'd like to ti see either comment or PM me.

Don't worry the namr 'Nito' will still be the same

I was on my way to bed, but decided to write about how much I enjoy colouring in. Can't you just imagine me lying on my stomach on the carpet in my very short shorts, kicking my legs back and forth and humming The Smile Song, surrounded by crayons, and trying to stay in the lines of my My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic colouring book for ages 3+?

So cute.

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Flammenwerfer's Stella. I just made this as a tribute to his latest chapter, which you can read here.

Not much updating in the Featured section, huh?

I'm seeing stories from last week still. Guess there aren't many stories out there worth highlighting, perhaps?

Also, good evening to you all. :)

Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.

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IT'S FUCKING SEXY!

EDIT: I fixed my display settings, but now I need to update my sound drivers...

EDIT: I got everything squared away, and shit is awesome.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
13:20_31/7/2015

hahahaha. it's very weird and funny and... uh... suggestive... a-a-aaand, uhhhh, c-con-fusing...
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Oh yeah baby!

Or as my sister calls it. The Furry Movie.

It was pretty good, honestly. Judy was adorable, Nick was funny, the plot was cohesive, the animation was good, etc. etc.

I could've sworn Gazelle was a parody of Adele, even though she was voiced by Shakira. She was kinda hot, though.

Gravity Falls spoiler content after the break. If you don't watch it or haven't reached episode 19 of season 1(I think) Then you might want to get out of here fast, because here comes the spoilers.

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The Sexy Assistant has 498 followers.

For obsessive compulsive reasons, this is painful for me to behold.

Somebody (two somebodies preferably) go follow her!

She's really nice.

And she writes well, though if you have M-rated stories switched off like I obviously do, then you won't know that, like I obviously don't.

And she's sexy, obviously.

And she's an assistant, apparently.

So follow her.

So, hypothetically, if a character was to possess a long tali in place of legs, would you be annoyed by being told the tail was coiling up whenever the character was 'standing' still for any period of time? Or would you just infer after being told a few times?