“You know you have impulsive writing habits?”

“Yes.”

“And you know that you have a hard time finishing projects?”

“...yes.”

“And you realize that writing one-shots would be better on your mental stability in the long run.”

“I don’t like where this is going-“

“So why oN EARTH DID YOU THINK WRITING THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT THAT LONG.”

“YOU PLANNED TO WRITE SIX FRICKEN SEASONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW!”

*UNHOLY SCREACHING*

When you realize that you accidentally screwed your sist-

Accidentally?! Ha! It was literally her idea!!

-er over.

Huh? Over what now?

Oh God, she's pregnant, isn't she?!

Wait! Isn't that her technically screwing me over?!?!

When you realize that you accidentally screwed yourself over by screwing your sister...

(Guitar) 

On hic-ko-ry hill, 
stood a wood mill
A fam-ly owned farm, 
that none would harm 

It was quiet...
(Guitar) 

Most workers went home,
owner was walking a-lone
Just out for supplies,
no need for goodbyes 

He"d be back...
(Guitar) 

Downwind, shopping in the town...
Smiling, the stallion said a-loud
What a familiar sweet smell...
must be comin from Hic-ko-ry Hill 

And it is...
(Guitar) 

Not long a-go, he read in the paper

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So, I made it. Thanks guys for being supportive. So, I'm making my own practice beat, and as soon as SoundCloud finishes downloading (yes, I'm on a shiny new tablet, thanks dad! ), I'll link it to you guys. In the meantime, ask your friendly neighborhood Martian whatever your heart desires.

So, if you've checked your feed, 100.5 Part 5 is out. However, I should point out that this chapter was going to likely end up being 20,000+ words if I didn't cut back where I did and publish what I have here and now.

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So there's a TwiShySet tag on Derpibooru now! But...

...they got the fucking name wrong

sampai butt-Today at 1:40 PM

i'm farming the golem i need exp for my swordswoman
look at dat shortie

muffin butt-Today at 1:51 PM

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It's this link. I'll definitely appreciate any traffic, but I must warn you: There's a lot here. I wouldn't force this on anybody.

You may recall how about a month ago, I reported on being laid off from my job. Well, I am now happy to report that I've found another teaching job right here in my beloved Houston! Now, before I get too caught up in that, I want to just say something: thank you. To you specifically.

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On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 5 NUUUUUUUUUTSHAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!...

It's me, and a bunch of authors new and old in our community!!

Oh, I've been so excited for this!

This has been part of the project, and we've been working tirelessly on it! Eighteen original stories from old timers like me, Vivid, Somber, Admiral Biscuit, and new blood like SmilesPerHour, JaniceTheLight, and Snowday! So many people worked so hard on this, and I am so excited for it to get in ya'll's hands.

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BEHOLD, MY ORIGIN STORY!

featuring...

• "Potato Zoey", an absolute menace to society packaged up in the body of a middle schooler
• Some kid literally nicknamed "Stupid"
• Script formatting!
• Three separate attempts across two years
• Evil-ish laughter!

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Two years ago, I got my very first comic original at Louisville Comic Con.

It's page 10 of issue 9 of the MLP comic series. Drawn and signed by Andy Price.

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As you maybe remember, I have applied as a quest writer for "Legends of Equestria" in May.
Or maybe you don't remember, in this case, here are the two blog entries I wrote about my application:

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/629816/applying-as-a-quest-writer-for-legends-of-equestria-preview-for-chapter-2-of-princess-flurry-heart-destroyer-of-worlds

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I wanna hear your guesses on who framed Treble, and WHY.

IN WHICH GRILLING MEAT HAPPENED

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I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber

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Trust me on this.

(Teee hee hee.)

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Half a decade now. Five years ago, I made an account here on Fimfiction to indulge in reading horsewords and trying a feeble attempt at writing them.

Now it's become quite the opposite. Here to write and feebly attempt to read.

My, how things have changed. Below the break, find one of the two times of the year where I freely talk about what I accomplish when I'm not being lazy. I've learned and discovered so mush in these years, it's hard to imagine sometimes.

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EHorrible Words

• MLP: FiM
• Drama

The first worst part of loving somepony is that you eventually have to tell them. The second worst thing is that they will leave you.

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Royal Guard

Ice Star · 1k words  ·  150  8 · 3.3k views

I tried doing a thing for a prompt collab. Here's the full version, because I had enough brain worms to type out random nonsense when I should be doing other things. Please enjoy it, and remember that one like means one child will be eaten, as per my bio.

ELittle Candle

• MLP: FiM
• Tragedy

Little candle, why must you try and be so bright?

• Celestia
• Sunset Shimmer

LackLustre · 1.2k words  ·  94  2 · 2.3k views

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