I'm Married To Tom The Rock · 4:10pm Jun 15th, 2017
Listen, Tom is a real person. He just lives in another universe.
He has solid rock abs. He has a chiseled physique. Basically he is everything I am looking for in a rock.
We can also do pet play because I can pretend he is my pet rock.
So Maud better keep her eyes off my man.
I saw her ogling Tom's butt the other day. I was not amused. <_<
Rarity also had her hooves all over my man in that one episode.