Been a while since I did one of these! Five recent(ish) stories, five reviews. Let’s get cracking before this becomes a Read It Later review set, eh?

Today’s stories:

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Time of Writing: 0300 AM
Date: 11/24/16

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Today, it's exactly two years ago that I finished the first chapter of "Journeys and Destinations: A Friendship for Eternity", my first Cutie Mark Crusaders fanfiction, and that I sent it in to Equestria Daily for the Writer's Training Grounds for "Twilight Time".
And since then, I barely continued it, despite how much this story means to me.
This story has gone through some really crazy times.

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And, just like before, I take shameless advantage of torrenting websites and downloaded the DVD Screener to The Hateful Eight. And I ain't one lick sorry.

Quentin Tarantino's eighth feature serves as not only a return to his roots, but also as a deliberately overcharged homage to the hyper-violence of the Italian Giallo film genre, both in subject matter and content.

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So, the way I was intending to organize this story was to make each chapter cover one day. Being as this is a mundane, slice-of-life type tale, I felt that would make the most sense. But since not every day would be noteworthy, and not every day that was noteworthy could fill a chapter as long as the first, I am a bit stumped as to how to proceed. The way I see it, there are two three options:

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Cadence is best Princess.

Cadence is also very frustrating to be a fan of sometimes.

I absolutely loved her appearance in this most recent episode, displaying a great deal of competence and maturity despite being ultimately unable to stop Spike's downward spiral. Honestly, she's half the reason I enjoyed it so much.

BUT.

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-Don't expect these blogs to become a trend with me, I hate bringing my real life problems into fimfiction.

I also have the nagging feeling posting this blog is gonna be a bad idea, but, whatever I guess.

So, I'm wondering, why am I still here? I'm never gonna write anything serious, I'm only a shitposter and pretty much all of my on-site pals either gave up on this place already or they don't come on as much as before.

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Heya readers! Rather than let things build up until I’m in a mad-dash to get my back-pack of Rick and Morty reference together, Yeah, I wrote that line over a month ago and didn’t get back to finishing this until now. So... oops. I’ve decided to go ahead and get my Patreon reward for nuclearcore done!

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Howdy folks! Hope all the Americans are enjoying MLK day.

Sorry I haven’t been quite as active of late, but I have been working on some things invisibly. One of the fruits of my labor came out on Friday, a rather silly story about Pinkie Pie teaching Scootaloo the true story of the Hearth’s Warming Turkey:

Hearth’s Warming Turkey

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So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!

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Another dumb little MLP animation by the god-awful UniqueSKD. Enjoy the video, or not. Most likely not, but who gives a monkeys? It's already uploaded onto my crappy channel so it's on the internet to stay. You mad? You're not? Oh...huh...well...um...okay then.

THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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Merry Christmas to all who partake and a happy Enjoy your Monday to everyone else.

Life update below

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Yes, yes, I know what I said. I can admit when I'm wrong. I caved and decided to spend the next 24 hours writing that Clock Tower fic I mentioned in the last blog entry. While I did want to put it off, I also couldn't resist the allure of posting a horror-based story on Halloween of all nights. That being said, here's a quick rundown of what I have so far (contains a major spoiler for Friendship Games, so read at your own risk):

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Halloween is coming up, guys. Tumblr is just barely holding back as is; the moment it turns to September 1st, chaos will ensue with spooky gifs and scary skeletons that are raving in graveyards. It will only grow worse as September turns to October, often referred to "Halloween Month".

That is why I am preparing you all for the coming holiday.

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An obviously very subjective list of what I felt were the best films of 2015 for me.

Obviously, with two days still left to the year, I can probably squeeze in two or three more movies before the year is out, but given the unlikeliness of that, this is probably gonna be my final list.

Feel free to list your own below...

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Inside Out
3. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
4. Room
5. The Revenant
6. Beasts of No Nation

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