Pony Paradise
Lyrics by Super Trampoline based on lyrics by Coolio and Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
As I trot through the tunnels buried deep in the hive
I take a look at my life and how I’m barely alive
That’s a commonality in this forsaken land
We can’t feed, we can’t fly, heck we barely can stand

Yeah the Queen says we’re fine, says our break’s almost here,
But she speaks only lies; it’s the truth that I fear

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Jewel tested negative for COVID, which is good enough for me to justify attending Trotcon. I don't know if I'll have time tomorrow so I hope I can meet up with everypony while I'm available.

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Have you ever wanted someone to write a story about __________________ doing stuff like: things ponies do, kissing, fetish hoof holding, or the really freaky stuff? Are standard story commission costs too high? Have you approached an author to get a commission only to find they're a huge duchecanoe? Well then get on over to Jumbled Thought's page and

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Today’s addition to my not-a-contest is by none other than ROBCakeran53!

Source

He wrote Delivery, don’t you know.

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• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

There's no such thing as a holiday for some jobs. Newspapers are one of them.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• OC

ROBCakeran53 · 4.4k words  ·  105  3 · 1.2k views

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Good day, folks!

I hope you all have had a lovely Thanksgiving, even if you aren’t in the US. And I hope you’re a good person who didn’t shop on Thanksgiving. Because there’s a special spot in Tartarus for those who shop during Thanksgiving.

...okay, no. Not going to go into a rant about retail. After 12 years, I am free of retail. Have been for two and a half years. But some things… they stay with you.

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Yeah, sorry everyone, but I've been feeling a bit under the weather and wasn't happy with some things so I need more time to work on it. Plus, I'd need to give the editing team and illustrator time to do their thing. So, come hell or high water, the next update will be on April 22. Everyone's been really supportive of the new story, and I'd hate to disappoint anyone. Still, to tide everyone over, here's a preview from the upcoming chapter! Enjoy!

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(Note: I should have fixed the issues with the images. It looked like imgbox.com went down for a bit, so I swapped them all to PhotoBucket. If you see issues, let me know!)

Howdy folks!

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Just going to leave a link to a vulgarity-laced but very insightful rant on the biomechanics of horses. It's up to you how much of this applies to little ponies, but the evolutionarily imposed anxiety certainly explains a few things.

I have content to post finally! I’ve managed to complete two rather lengthy chapters for one of my stories and I’m currently working on a few more, but who knows when they’ll be done. What YOU can do, however, is give me a little support in perhaps reading the chapters (when posted) and give me a little bit of constructive critique.

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Today is Friday, and this weekend is going to be a long one, Glimmer.

You know what that means?

Three whole days for me to feel like bit for not writing enough write! I already have a StarTrix chapter off to pre-readers so I'm thinking this weekend is a time for fillies.

Trump didn’t do so hot. Let’s hope he stays our of prison, so he can fail twice as hard in 2024!!!

>tmw you create new bookshelves and sort through the astounding amount of horse words you've collected.

Blowing up people's notifications and shit.

God, I'm a bitch.

Howdy one and all!

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In seriousness, I loved the episode. A bit more below.

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