I was looking for something weird (seriously don't ask) when I came across this:

I wasn't really sure about it till about close to a minute in when "AJ" tries to comfort RD.

RD: "No career! No relationships! No hope!"

AJ: "You could say the same thing about me!"

RD: "I was talking about you!"

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Given that there seems to be a pretty good lull in my family emergency right now, and that I have the chance to relax, this seems like a pretty good time to go over a few things that happened yesterday that I probably need to acknowledge.

First of all, my most recent story 'Hope Sinks' is not only my most hated story ratinsgwise, but it also ended up in the bottom 10 stories of the day. Bottom 5 at one point I think. You know how that fucking feels??

...Pretty. Damn. Great.

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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FARORE!!!

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HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?

Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.

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So, how about those leaked shorts?

I ship it hard.

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Go here, listen in, we drink and be stupid! On a Thursday!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Should be fun and dumb.

-Pencil

It's been a while, and I like writing these, so have something... a little depressing. At least it makes me laugh. Hope it makes some of you giggle too. Or cry. Whatever.

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Go read it here, and then wait another month for an update or something.

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It's going to be a drinking one most likely. I know the drinking word, and we gonna get all sortsa sloshed. Come join us, ask questions to this quite prolific of writers, Mr101 (34 fucking stories? Christ.) and hang out and enjoy a nice Friday. You know if you have nothing better to do, and why would you?
Also our guest is English. Get ready to hear some TERRIBLE accents.
Just go here: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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We're starting in a moment, answering your questions. It's here:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

I am sick, so I sound like a chain smoker.
I will be playing the drinking game with cold medicine. Should be fine.

-Pencil

I'm actually pretty excited about this one, to be honest. Anyway, come drink with us, ask questions, and hear what this guy has to say. Should be interesting and silly, and maybe you guys will have a fun Friday? Meh. I can only hope. Just come stay a while and listen.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Also, so you know, On Common Ground is half done.

-Pencil

Alright! I'm watching Wubcake's Equestria Girls "I'll Make a Man Out of You" parody. The line "mysterious as the time of 30 moons!" comes up and I have ANOTHER epiphany.

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That's right. The Good HiE Podcast will be speaking with Cold in Gardez. He may not be an HiE writer or anything, but he's proficient, well known, and he's here to answer our questions as well as yours. We will be drinking and having fun and being dumb, as usual, and discussing writing too. So come and join us, drink along, and make merry. For Halloween will soon be upon us!

GO HERE TO JOIN US!: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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Okay, first of all, I'm editing for Priest's stuff and that is...well, that takes some time because HOLY FUCK TENSE CHANGES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIEST! But actually good job, it's coming along nicely.
Second of all, working on work for pay, which is eating a lot of my time. But that totally counts as work. And it feeds me. Most of the time.

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YEP! Twilight, porn, and a guest appearance that gets more circle-jerky the more I look at it.
Jesus fucking christ, this story. Is it really that wrong to get drunk on a Monday?

Enjoy. Or don't. But I kinda think some of you might enjoy this more than others.

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Welp. That happened.

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We're doing it early, today instead of Friday!!! H-hoooray. I guess.
So, we have a guest today called Ocalhoun. Maybe you've heard of him? At least you should have. If you haven't you need to git gud scrub.

SO.
The madness starts at 4:00 PM PST. We will have drinking words, we will have fun and stupidity, shitposting, and maybe even a rhino for good measure. We'll have to see.
Go here for the fun: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

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