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Apr
20th
2016

not horse famous · 3:46am Apr 20th, 2016

I was looking for something weird (seriously don't ask) when I came across this:

I wasn't really sure about it till about close to a minute in when "AJ" tries to comfort RD.

RD: "No career! No relationships! No hope!"

AJ: "You could say the same thing about me!"

RD: "I was talking about you!"

Her face. Just...I couldn't stop laughing. :rainbowlaugh: Poor Applejack. Everyone is always calling her a background pony. :ajsleepy:

I've never even seen Frasier.

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>never seen Frasier
Holy jesus, get on that shit boi

3882857 *whines* but I'm doing stuff and things! :fluttercry:

3882879 Hush! I'm writing my next chapter.

I'll sic my readers on you. I'll do it, I swear I will.

3882886 good
i could use a few new readers
mine are dumb and don't comment

3882890 Would you prefer intelligent people who can't shut their face, even if they hate every word you write?

3882890 If it's any consolation, your story is on my review list thingie. :applejackunsure:

3882916
Er... *checks* Tales of Fillydelphia.

3882925 o neet
just so you know

A brown-pelted pony was halfway through her long-winded introductory speech, and starting to list off the various proper titles of the High Queen Chromia of Equestria, as the daylight dimmed and took on a reddish hue. Finally after a full thirty seconds of squinting at her notepad, she turned to the closed curtain behind her to introduce the beloved monarch.
And promptly burst into flames.

is the single greatest line ever written by mortal men
One of my editors was watching while I hammered out the last of that chapter and when I hit that he went from dead silent to dying laughing at 3am

3882936 I can go for morbid humor. :rainbowlaugh:

I think your story is like, fifteen pages in the queue, though. Just fyi. :rainbowderp:

3882963 And yes, that's Mayor Mare. Fuck that bitch.
#DetectiveTwilightForMayor #BetrayedTheLAAAAW

Also speaking of Twilight. She picked up a mannerism of Canon!Dash's. Where Dash is like "I'mma threaten to punch everything" Twily's just like constantly pulling her .45

3882963 also Diesel!Dash speaks a language called Lleferyddbluen

3882988 I actually tried to pronounce that aloud. Bravo.

3882992 "lay-ferd-blue-enn"
"Feather Speak/Tongue", appears as untranslated Welsh.

that was really well synced, thanks for the share!

Applejack is considered a background pony.

Has been in more episodes than Twilight.

Also, what's with Rainbow? Sounds like she's got a HORSE voice!:raritywink::twistnerd::trollestia::moustache:

3883299 pfffft :rainbowlaugh:


3883247 no problem! It was a lucky find

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