So...there's 500 of you. · 6:07pm Jul 5th, 2016
Welp. That happened.
Pic somewhat related.
You know, as silly as it might seems, this is a goal I'm kind of happy to reach. Follower count has never been a huge deal to me as long as someone is actually reading the horse words I write and that I'm still enjoying the writing myself. But 500 followers is a nice achievement marker, and it's really nice of you all to say "hey, your horse words really don't suck and I want more."
So thank you. For everything it's worth and not worth, thank you.
Now, there are a few things that are about to happen because of this.:
1. Imma have a party.
Long long ago, when I first got 100 followers, I had a weird little internet party on skype for people to come ask me any things, fuck around, and basically drink with me in celebration. Well, I'd like to do that again I think. I'm not sure exactly how I'll do it yet, maybe a twitch stream, maybe skype again, but I'd like to have a party and be deeply, irreparably stupid with all of you. There will be an update on how I'm doing that soon.
2. As a thank you, I'm going to write whatever it is you want me to write.
No poll. No limits. Leave comments with suggestions, and whatever seems to be the consensus, I'll do. Want some porn? More with sick Berry Punch? Want me to work on I Though She Knew or On Obedience? Even if it's just another LWTSIW I can do that too. Serious? Silly? Gross? Sweet? Just let me know what sort of thing you want to see next and I'll make it happen in a hurry. Everything else I have planned can wait.
So...yeah, when I get right down to it, sincerely thank you for being here and reading what I write. With or without you, I'd keep writing as long as I was having fun. But you guys certainly do make it more fun.
This drink is for you. All 500 of you.
Take care of yourselves, and cheers.
-Pencil
P.S. For those who are just following me, I promise, I never get this serious. I'll be back to blood, vomit, and tears in no time.
I wonder how many of these you've covered.
And how many you can do at once.
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>Dragons fucking cars
Welp, I'm off to go see if this is actually a thing, and in what way I can use this to torture Spike in the future.
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Oh yeah, I've seen that a few times.
Though I think it was a train.
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YEP IT'S A THING.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dragons-having-sex-with-cars
How about a chapter of Lootsoo where Lyler shows up and--
What about a story where Anon goes to the beach and Merponies pull him under and...
I got it! A story where it turns out Derpy's Eyes are....
....
Okay. Got it. A story where Anon is going out with Marble Pie and Marble asks for him to shove rocks up her ass. Because it gets her rocks off. We can call it... Sculpting Marble. Or something. I dunno.
I'mma make you a gift for the achievement. You can't refuse.
I just noticed that you only have 500 followers. What the hell? How? Oh, well... maybe it has to do with... all the vomit and blood and... hmm.
Still, you deserve more. c:
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Like I would try to refuse.
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That's very sweet of you to say. I'm just pleased I have this many followers at all.
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Certainly not the weirdest thing I've seen.
Then again, how the fuck do you beat satanic rituals, baby eating, rape, toothed tentacles, and murder? All in a few thousand words, no less.
Write a story about Anon having a box of grapes that gets stolen from him by a pony.
Then he has to go around Ponyville trying to find out who stole his grapes before they eat them.
It ends in a climactic situation when a pony is on the roof threatening to throw the grapes off and Anon's got a water-gun and screaming "IT'S OVER, JUST TURN YOURSELF IN!".
Also the main love interest is Cadance, just to fuck with a certain someone.
The entire story is a metaphor for the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Oh yeah good job on that thing you're happy about.
Write.
A.
Story.
Where.
SPIKE.
Is.
A.
Good.
Character.
Also.
Has.
A.
Harem.
Write a story where someone was as tight as a jar of pickles and someone was wet from another's wetness.
Oh, and galloping abs!
Write a story that has much death and nukes and twilight and celestia having sex whale the would is ending and shining armors balls explode that's what I want
Ps I think the 500th and that makes me happy
How the fuck do you have less than me?
I just did my part to raise youe number.
I was expecting an insult like ''Take care faggots'' or something similiar. I hope to see more of your stories, possibly more Chrysalis stories, you have her as your profile pic but you have only done one changeling fic.
Good job, keep it up
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Yes, please do this, and make it as overly dramatic as possible.
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NEVER.
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Oh dear god.
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Heh, it happens, and thanks.
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I've actually written three
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Not him.
Never him.
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Normally I post puns or some other retarded faggy bullshit on your blogs or stories.
But nah, I'm really happy for you. Hitting 500 followers is no easy task, and you definitely deserve it with how funny both you and your stories are.
4070223 Good luck getting Pencil to write that one! 10/10 good shitpost
Woo! Happy 500 followers, Pencil!
I also wish to see a Spike Harem, with the possibility of death as long as he drowns in pussy.
On to 1000!
Spike Cuck story when? Make sure to have pineapples involved pineapples and dragon tits.
Grats!
Sober and Serious Suggestion:
>Berry Punch gives Anon a surprise gift.
>That gift means so much to Anon.
>Heartwarming scenes ensue.
Drunk and Douchebag Suggestion:
>By some illogical means, Anon is sent flying out of his house, naked.
>Because fate hates him, Anon's dick lands and gets stuck in Fluttershy's metal juicebox.
>"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!"
>Pinkie Pie comes to the rescue.
>"Nonny! I have a kitchen knife!"
Kill Yourself Suggestion (KYS):
>Senpai! Notice me!
>Write about Anon getting a blowjob from Spik!!
>An because sPike has very long tongue, he also uses it to turbine-spin Anon's rectum!!
>Anon fels in heaven and burstsall over SPike's face1!
>Spike gets akll the ladies because of Anon's cum and Rarity began o worship Spike;s cock!!
Congrats on the 500 followers! You need thousands more!
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Make this horse knock off of james bond come true.....now.
Also I'd like to see a porno clop of a certain old black crow named The Descendant and a certain pretty pony princess duking it out in bed with as much class as Royalty Free Ukulele Music. ((AKA) Pencil's theme song.) Has to offer.
A dark comedy where Spike turns into Nightmare Spike.
Congrats Anon! You deserve it.
And I'm going to make a story request, but above all else, I want you to write what you want to write, whatever it may be. Because that's how you got here, writing your amazing horsewords that you wanted to write. So, above all else, I want you to keep having fun with writing. That's my story request.
As...absolutely terribly mushy as that is, that's...that's, yeah moving on from that nonsense.
So my suggestion, suggestion. A first person story through the life of Berry Punch, exploring her life of drinking and sorrows and regrets and why her best friend is the bottom of a bottle. I don't know. I really think you could pull off a sad fic about Berry evaluating her sad life and seeing where she is in the world. Or something like that. I don't know. That's my thingy.
Congrats on 500. Time for the good Scotch. So smooth yet so unforgiving the morning after.
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So basically, a prequel to When You Least Expect It?
Sad Berry Punch is kinda my thing.
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Indeed it is. And I loved it!