I told you it would take a while, but I did it. And apparently it hit the featured box instantly somehow, so OKAY! It's based off of something I did a while ago, but I feel I made it so so much better...and worse. It's got some actual clopishness in it. Go read at your own risk.

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Okay, first of all, I'm editing for Priest's stuff and that is...well, that takes some time because HOLY FUCK TENSE CHANGES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIEST! But actually good job, it's coming along nicely.
Second of all, working on work for pay, which is eating a lot of my time. But that totally counts as work. And it feeds me. Most of the time.

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It's been a while, and I like writing these, so have something... a little depressing. At least it makes me laugh. Hope it makes some of you giggle too. Or cry. Whatever.

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