Yeah, I'm having one of those moments again. You know which ones. Those moment when you are thinking in more concepts and stories ideas rather than how to drive home your actually published work.

Does someone remember those lines? No? Okay, let me tell you what are those.

Those ar the very first lines I wrote around the idea of Actually, I'm Dead. It happened over a year ago, and nine days later, this happened:

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Granted, the M-filter is turned on, but still...

is that what you call it when its displayed at the front of Fimfiction? I DONT REMEMBER BUT THATS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I COULD DIE!

well, time to go to bed XD

when your story gets good views, but the like/dislike ratio is almost exactly even

that's 'darf energy'

it would be cool to review video games semi-professionally. we think we will make that a goal for this year.

here is our list of goals so far. some of these may or may not be able to accomplish within an infinite time frame.

• publish a video game review somewhere, preferably for pay
• join/start a band/music project
• get a new bong/vape/smoke piece

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Okay, I felt like making a blog?? I haven't worked too much on either story (Purple tears 2/Star's shadow) because school, well, it's going to kick my butt again this year. I thought high school MIGHT be easier- and I was right! Getting past Algebra was a godsend, but somehow I failed a Geometry test (brought me down to a B) and I'm really triggered rn.

bUT I'm going to do better this year!

Also, regarding Purple tears 2 (not going to use the real name until it's published hue hue hue)

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Writing a fairly vanilla EqG clop after Coconuts and Sarininining, that is. If, heavens forbid, this shit gets featured and people check my previous fics, they're in for a ride...

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Broken Symmetry just hit the feature box!

Smile!

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Stream was kill. Sorry folks, next Friday when people aren't having serious problems with tech and life. It's just not going to happen today.

But on another note...

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So I wrote a thing.
Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird has a new very unexpected update, and I hope all you other sleep-deprived assholes enjoy it. And for those that see this when you wake up? Surprise! Isn't that a nice surprise?
No?
Then go fuck yourself.

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What if... JUST GOT FEATURED!@!%@#&!#%*#

Even after my warning and apprehension and stuff.
If you turn off mature, 'When The Bough Breaks' is in the featured box. I don't even know how that happened. I'm glad people are reading it though, that honestly makes me pretty happy.
To celebrate, I'll be having some fairly large quantity of wine tonight.
Yes, I know that's not different than any other night. Hush you.

-Pencil

Once again, others are taking initiative, so I'm feeling empowered to finally talk about something that's been on my mind for... Well, considerably longer than the current period of societal upheaval, if I'm being honest.

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I have a new story and an old dilemma.

The story is a classic Trick Question fic (dark drama mystery) that will probably clock in at around 20k, which means chapters.

The short description (may change), as a teaser:

Princess Celestia restores Harmony at a terrible price, but is it really a price if you don't know what you're paying?

Okay, so here's my problem.

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Wow. Apparently, I wasn't content with writing one super successful story, so I decided to make it a double. Talk about lightning striking twice in the same place.

Once again, too many people to thank individually; doing so here; yadda yadda yip yorp. To all those who liked my story The Truth Hurts, thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed this in-depth analysis of Lightning Dust and Wind Rider.

This morning, 'When You Least Expect It' finally dropped off of the featured box. And I gotta say, that was one hell of a fun little ride to be on. The story quickly became my most highly rated story, higher even than 'Falling For You' Which has held that spot for probably about a year. It became one of the top 50 berry punch stories of all time, and it brought me a lot of people who...well they're going to be pretty disappointed when they read my other work.

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Most of my recent creative output has been on Fimfiction. This site shares some characteristics with the larger world of fiction, but other characteristics are unique. This makes it difficult to develop the right mindset for evaluating my art.

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Well slap me silly and call me a twatwaffel! Ok. I'll shut up about this not being very well liked now.
I was...quite wrong. I'm a moron. Apologies.
But I'm glad you folks seem to like it.

Just...expect disgusting next time again, you've earned it.

-Pencil

Want to be in a story?

Righty-o then! Fill out the 'form' below. And I'll be sure to get to my secret project. NOTE: Your character's form cannot be edited after the initial posting, because that is what is immediately going in the story. With luck, it could even be a major character.

Hybrids and noncanon species are not permitted, sorry. I also don't want any Alicorns. But Pegasi, Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Zebras, Diamond Dogs, Dragons, etc. are all acceptable.

Name:

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Oh god I got a RCL feature.

In my head basically since I found out this was happening.

Well, welcome, anyone who didn’t already follow my crap!

I wasn’t willing to plug stuff during the interview, but this is my blog, so I’m okay being shameless here.

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