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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 57 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 257 views
  • 65 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 700 views
  • 94 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 595 views
  • 97 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 545 views
  • 98 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 424 views
May
29th
2020

we have invented a new thing · 3:57am May 29th, 2020

when your story gets good views, but the like/dislike ratio is almost exactly even

that's 'darf energy'


it would be cool to review video games semi-professionally. we think we will make that a goal for this year.

here is our list of goals so far. some of these may or may not be able to accomplish within an infinite time frame.

  • publish a video game review somewhere, preferably for pay
  • join/start a band/music project
  • get a new bong/vape/smoke piece
  • try virtual reality
  • fight-stick for playing fighting games
  • make enough money through commissions/patreon to not worry about rent/food all the time
  • quit vaping or move to a 0% nicotine solution
  • start work on a video game
  • write at least one poem
  • that's all we can think of

hope everyone is having a good day <#

also we recommend a game called "Kind Words (lo fi beats to chill and write to)". it is very sweet and not even much of a game. you send nice letters to people and get some back. the end.

Comments ( 5 )

quit vaping or move to a 0% nicotine solution

Bruh, I've been fighting that fight for weeks now. The rough part is that I didn't want to quit smoking, but I know I had to. I legit enjoy smoking, but it's been a cumulative 18 years, and I figure if I stop now, maybe I can just sneak past cancer. Also, I've had a persistent dry cough for nearly two and a half months, and two days after I quit, it stopped. Way I see it, that cough was God saying, "Hey, knock that shit off."

Let me tell you virtual reality makes you feel like a kid again for like...minutes at a time. It's pretty insane. You think you won't be immersed unless the game has super good graphics, but even if it's all cartoony, it seems...real. It's immersion like nothing else. It's totally worth it, IMO, at least for the first experience. Whether it's worth the gaming experience is up to you, but it's a real ride your first time around.

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I love VR... for about five minutes. Then I get motion sickness. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for recommending Kind Words. I gave it a try and it's really heartwarming :heart:

Good goals.

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