Oh no, I have blood in my alcohol system!

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Hey everyone

For fans of 'Twilight Sparkle Falls In Love With Sand,' we now have an audio reading, courtesy of The Mystery Fluttershy Fan! Take a listen!

Stuck In Place is back for another scary and horny trip through the zombie-consumed wasteland that Ponyville might one day be. This time, I'm tackling the best and newest ship to come out of the final season. Rarity X Gabby. Can the griffin escape this sex zombie apocalypse.

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Now with 200% more mecha!

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My previous comment on aristocrats, only 10x louder.

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Exactly what the title says.

I am a superstar!

At some point this is all going to come crashing down, but we aren't at that point yet.

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“Okay. It’s almost warmed-up.” Sid sang, turning his head back to the group. “Are you guys ready to– Huh?!”

The toilet paper from each of the Mane Six’s magic-proof traps continued unwrapping until they gave enough strength to rip the rolls off.

“How did you get out of those?! They’re two-ply!”

“Maybe you should check your traps more often!” Rainbow Dash replied, shooting small balls of paper at Sid with a straw.

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Got an amazing comedy Gummy fic idea and immediately went to the keyboard. So prepare yourself for “Gummy Tries to Get Warm”, hopefully coming out this Friday.

After that, I will resume a story I have been working on for weeks now; it has mostly been planning until last week. A CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) story starting Twilight, Starlight, and Celestia. More about that in a later blog post.

- E

So I'm teaming up with my friend Jade Crossroads once again to write the sequel of Mistletoe Kiss called After The Mistletoe, it not 100% done yet but we are almost finished so why not tell you all that the sequel that all of no one asked for is coming soon-est it all matters on how lazy me and Jade are and I'm pretty lazy. But I'll make an blog post on when After The Mistletoe is up tagging Mistletoe Kiss so if you enjoy the first story I sure hope you enjoy the sequel.

It's not hard to see why today's story is a quality tale.

Flash Fog
[Adventure] [Comedy] • 127,920 words

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(I was never a particularly funny individual, so I thought I'd post a micro-fic to see if anyone gets a kick out of it.)

I didn’t honestly think of it at the time. I didn’t think of Sweetie Belle’s quizzical look. The little blush on her cheeks. You have to understand, she was a SMART KID! I’m not saying I didn’t share some of the blame in this case, but Sweetie has always been clever enough to know when something was wrong.

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The Fblthp Saga hasn't had any new stories, but so what? Fblthp is awesome.

Let's see what he's been up to recently...

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So, I have been told by some people that Twenty-Four THOUSAND words is a little bit more than what people are used to reading, and people would rather have the satisfaction of several chapters than have to refer to the book mark, so I am going to be spliting chapter 2 into 2 parts. I just wanted to say something so people don't think there is a new chapter and then get annoyed when they find out they have already read that part.

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So yeah, I'm back at it with another oneshot:

TIt'll Make You Go Blind

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Anon witnesses Celestia raising the sun. Something about that seems really stupid.

• Celestia
• Anon

All Art Is Quite Useless · 3.3k words  ·  334  36 · 6.4k views

I realise this isn't my usual level of productivity, but I'm happy to have got up a story that I was able to prepare relatively quickly. (Also, fans of Why Do We Have Guards will be happy to see that Grendo makes a brief appearance in this. Because obviously everyone wanted to see more of him.)

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So tonight's shift at work was supervised by Murphy.

Cheese slicer came apart in my hands while using it. Scary thing when there's a blade capable of removing fingers running.

Our fryer exploded...well, it's control panel did. Sparks and smoke and the smell of melted plastic and LCD fluid. Yum.

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Just in time for Nightmare Night! Just kidding; it has nothing to do with Nightmare Night! But I did dredge it up while looking for incomplete Nightmare Night stories I could finish and publish today. Still, you should definitely read:

I Sure Love Horse Cock!

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It has been awhile, but I have some good news, there is a new chapter for Royal Pains, and it will soon be published some time tonight.

I have not forgotten about any of my stories, its just work makes it hard to complete them in a timely matter.

I noticed there was someone doing a song of the day so I've decided to do a throwback Thursday by posting a blog with a link to a my Little pony Video from the fandom. This video is a favorite of mine as well as the series.

https://youtu.be/p3kAFfgsa4s

Let me know what you'd like to see next tbt and I'll blog that one. I'll blog the First one first then the second if I get many comments, if I don't get any comments I'll still post.

Fluttershy's Foal Chapter 2 is now live! This was a fun one to work on, and I couldn't be... much happier with it. Hopefully it gives everyone a good chuckle and a couple of feels to boot.

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