A New Sexual Comedy? Yes!

Just in time for Nightmare Night! Just kidding; it has nothing to do with Nightmare Night! But I did dredge it up while looking for incomplete Nightmare Night stories I could finish and publish today. Still, you should definitely read:

I Sure Love Horse Cock!

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Big MacIntosh comes out to Applejack. Applejack doesn't really give a shit.

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[Twifight Sparkill]

WHO ARE YOU!? You disappear for ages, then come back with the most AMAZING stories, I just... I smell pod people.

[Super Trampoline]

4279030 Have some Copy Pasta: You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

Hello my name is Super Trampoline, and I am a bat pony studying music composition. I also write mediocre fanfiction about the documentary show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Cheers! Want to know anything about me or talk about something? Just ask!
Something you should know about me is that I write VERY short chapters. My longest chapter, the one shot about Fluttershy and the Gila monster, clocks in at just over 6,000 words, and is over three times longer than any other chapters I've written. at the other end of the extreme, my bad shipfic anthology is comprised almost entirely of 100 word chapters.
As far as labels go, I consider myself a heteroflexible feminist pro-choice pro-Palestinian anti-fascist LGBTQ-ally hippie Christian idealist environmentalist pacifistic capitalistic socialist.
If you had to compare me to characters on the show, I'm like Twilight Sparkle minus her work ethic and the cult of organization, mixed with Pinkie Pie with a little more self awareness and a little less outgoing. And I love animals like Fluttershy but have neither the patience to care for them nor her semi-crippling shyness.
Ponies I Ship:
(I don't get defensive if you don't like these though, nor will I knock your own shipping choices, however unrealistic it may be that the mane six are suddenly all unusually horny lesbians in your trashy tasteless clopfic that makes the featured box.)
Doctor Whooves x Fleur Dis Lee
Octavia Melody-Scratch x Vinyl Melody-Scratch
Flashpan Alley x Ereton Parallax (my flagship pairing)
Flash Sentry x Sweetie Belle
Fluttershy Dovetail x Robin Dovetail (mature)
Twilight x Discord
If they have the same last name, it's because they're married. Not because I write incest. You sick fuck.
CELESTIA is best least appreciated most under-appreciated princess!
Things I Hate Strongly Dislike:
Republican politicians and sheeple
Stuff I Like/Love
On the other hoof, I'm quite fond of my pink and yellow fuzzy hat. I found it and a duplicate in a thrift shop in Northern Coltifornia.
I love to ride my bike, and I can probably beat you in Scrabble or Connect 4, but probably not chess.
I sing (Baritone/Tenor) and play piano, organ, French horn (thus my cutie mark), bass guitar, drum set, and a little flute and accordion.
LIST OF TYPES OF MUSIC GENRES I LIKE
Alternative | Alternative Rock | College Rock | Experimental Rock | Goth Rock | Grunge | Hardcore Punk | Hard Rock | Indie Rock | New Wave | Progressive Rock | Punk | Anime | Blues | Acoustic Blues | Chicago Blues | Classic Blues | Contemporary Blues | Country Blues | Delta Blues | Electric Blues | Children’s Music | Lullabies | Sing-Along | Stories | Classical | Avant-Garde | Baroque | Chamber Music | Chant | Choral | Classical Crossover | Early Music | High Classical | Impressionist | Medieval | Minimalism | Modern Composition | Opera | Orchestral | Renaissance | Romantic | Wedding Music | Comedy | Novelty | Standup Comedy | Country | Alternative Country | Americana | Bluegrass | Contemporary Bluegrass | Contemporary Country | Country Gospel | Honky Tonk | Outlaw Country | Traditional | Bluegrass | Traditional Country | Urban Cowboy | Dance | Breakbeat | Dubstep | Exercise | Garage | Hardcore | House | Jungle/Drum’n'bass | Techno | Trance | Disney | Easy Listening | Bop | Lounge | Swing | Electronic | Ambient | Downtempo | Electronica | IDM/Experimental | Industrial | Enka | French Pop | German Folk | German Pop | Fitness & Workout | Hip-Hop/Rap | Alternative Rap | Dirty South | East Coast Rap | Gangsta Rap | Hardcore Rap | Hip-Hop | Latin Rap | Old School Rap | Rap | Underground Rap | West Coast Rap | Holiday | Chanukah | Christmas | Christmas: Children’s | Christmas: Classic | Christmas: Classical | Christmas: Jazz | Christmas: Modern | Christmas: Pop | Christmas: R&B | Christmas: Religious | Christmas: Rock | Easter | Halloween | Holiday: Other | Thanksgiving | Indie Pop | Industrial | Inspirational – Christian & Gospel | CCM | Christian Metal | Christian Pop | Christian Rap | Christian Rock | Classic | Christian | Contemporary Gospel | Gospel | Christian & Gospel | Praise & Worship | Southern Gospel | Traditional Gospel | Instrumental | March (Marching Band) | J-Pop | J-Rock | J-Synth | J-Ska | J-Punk | Jazz | Avant-Garde Jazz | Big Band | Contemporary Jazz | Cool | Crossover Jazz | Dixieland | Fusion | Hard Bop | Latin Jazz | Mainstream Jazz | Ragtime | Smooth Jazz | Trad Jazz | K-Pop | Karaoke | Kayokyoku | Latino | Alternativo & Rock Latino | Baladas y Boleros | Brazilian | Contemporary Latin | Latin Jazz | Pop Latino | Raíces | Reggaeton y Hip-Hop | Regional Mexicano | Salsa y Tropical | New Age | Environmental | Healing | Meditation | Nature | Relaxation | Travel | Opera | Pop | Adult Contemporary | Britpop | Pop/Rock | Soft Rock | Teen Pop | R&B/Soul | Contemporary R&B | Disco | Doo Wop | Funk | Motown | Neo-Soul | Quiet Storm | Soul | Reggae | Dancehall | Dub | Roots Reggae | Ska | Rock | Adult Alternative | American Trad Rock | Arena Rock | Blues-Rock | British Invasion | Death Metal/Black Metal | Glam Rock | Hair Metal | Hard Rock | Metal | Jam Bands | Prog-Rock/Art Rock | Psychedelic | Rock & Roll | Rockabilly | Roots Rock | Singer/Songwriter | Southern Rock | Surf | Tex-Mex | Alternative Folk | Contemporary Folk | Contemporary Singer/Songwriter | Folk-Rock | New Acoustic | Traditional | Folk | Soundtrack | Foreign Cinema | Musicals | Original Score | Soundtrack | TV | Soundtrack | Spoken Word | Vocal | Standards | Traditional Pop | Vocal Jazz | Vocal Pop | World | Africa | Afro-Beat | Afro-Pop | Asia | Australia | Cajun | Caribbean | Celtic | Celtic Folk | Contemporary Celtic | Drinking Songs | Europe | France | Hawaii | Indian Pop | Japan | Japanese Pop | Klezmer | Middle East | North America | Polka | South Africa | South America | Traditional Celtic | Worldbeat | Zydeco
If you want to know specific favorite songs of mine, just ask me.
Goals
[X] Publish 1 story
[X] Publish 2 stories
[X] Publish 4 stories
[X] Publish 8 stories (11/20/2013)
[X] Publish 10 stories (11/26/2013)
[X] Publish 20 stories (2/20/14)
[ ] Publish 40 stories
[ ] Publish 80 stories
[ ] Publish 100 stories
Write a story with
[X] 1,000 words
[X] 2,000 words
[X] 4,000 words
[X] 8,000 words
[X] 10,000 words
[ ] 20,000 words
[ ] 40,000 words
[ ] 80,000 words
[ ] 100,000 words
[X] 1 story view
[X] 10 story views
[X] 100 story views
[X] 1,000 story views
[X] 2,000 story views (11/28/13)
[X] 4,000 story views (12/19/13)
[X] 8,000 story views (3/1/14)
[X] 10,000 story views (4/1/14)
[ ] 20,000 story views
[ ] 40,000 story views
[ ] 80,000 story views
[ ] 100,000 story views
Have a single story with:
[X] 1 view
[X] 10 views
[X] 100 views
[X] 200 views
[X] 400 views
[X] 800 views (12/8/13)
[X] 1,000 views (12/21/13)
[X] 2,000 views (1/20/14)
[X] 4,000 views (4/5/14)
[ ] 8,000 views
[ ] 10,000 views
Have a single story with:
[X] 1 comments
[X] 10 comments
[X] 100 comments
[X] 200 comments
[X] 400 comments
[X] 800 comments (1/15/14)
[X] 1,000 comments (4/23/14)
[ ] 2,000 comments
[ ] 4,000 comments
[ ] 8,000 comments
[ ] 10,000 comments
Have a single story with:
[X] 1 upvote
[X] 10 upvotes
[X] 20 upvotes
[X] 40 upvotes
[X] 80 upvotes (1/22/14)
[X] 100 upvotes
[X] 200 upvotes (5/29/14)
[ ] 400 upvotes
[ ] 800 upvotes
[ ] 1,000 upvotes
[X] 1 follower
[X] 10 followers
[X] 20 followers (12/5/13)
[X] 40 followers (1/4/14)
[X] 80 followers (4/15/14
[X] 100 followers (5/1/14]
[ ] 200 followers
[ ] 400 followers
[ ] 800 followers
[ ] 1,000 followers
[X] Read a story that's over 200k words long
[X] Read a story that's over 300k words long
[ ] Read a story that's over 400k words long
[ ] Read Past Sins
[ ] Read Fallout: Equestria
[X] Read a series that's over 1M words long
[X] Catch up on the Austraeoh Series (3/17/14)
[X] Make the popular story box (4/9/14)
[ ] Get featured on FimFiction
[ ] Get featured on Equestria Daily
[ ] Get featured on the family refrigerator
Other:
[X] Temporarily take over fimfiction banner ads (11/21/13)
[X] Sort of collaborate with SS&E (And now Rainbow Bob)
[X] Collaborate with TotallyNotaBrony
Useful stuff
Horse Vocabulary The last page is especially useful as it includes all the body parts.
Simple Concordance Program This program lets you analyze the word frequency of text files, and probably do other stuff too. Very useful for making sure you don't over use certain words or phrases, for example, I am prone to overusing the word "perhaps"
To Rename a Link on EQD:
HalflingPony replied to your comment on / http://www.equestriadaily.com/:
Just do this:
{a href="[link goes here]"}[Text you want goes here.]{/a}
and replace the '{' and '}' with '<' and '>'.
Two of my favorite artists:
Sufjan Stevens

Paul Simon

Are you still reading this?
Do you want to know a (not very well kept) secret?
I'm not really a human.
Well, I mean, I currently have a human form.
I seem to acquire it naturally when I go through the portal.
But I'm really a pony who lives in Ponyville most of the time.
Oh wait, that's kind of implied at the top of my bio page.
Huh. This is a little awkward.
Well, have a great day everyone!
~Super Trampoline

[re- Yamsmos]

I saw this in the New Stories tab earlier today and didn't think it could be you.

Didn't expect to be this wrong.

[Twifight Sparkill]

4279125

Pod person. Called it.

[Super Trampoline]

4279329 Just when you think I'm going to shat out random crap for the rest of my life I release two non-random stories in a row!