Except tiger. Very gauche.

OK, the gist of things:

1- Still focusing on game design work. Still doing One Game a Month, you can always find me there.
2- Still working on fic, including 4o2, alongside it. Nothing's dead, my posting schedule is just... comical. My apologies for this humor.
3- Commissioning a fic that I think many of you might enjoy. Keep an eye and an ear out for that.
4- Summer is awful and my nose agrees. My huge, engorged, hateful nose.

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Special thanks to whoever decided to use this song as the end credits music to Hitman: Agent 47. The movie, not the game.

Speaking of said movie:

As an adaption of the video game, it's a helluva lot more faithful than the... other one.

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Yep, you read that right!

Enjoy the new chapter, folks! And thanks to my editors for their quick work and my illustrator Colby Green for banging out two illustrations for the chapter, one of which is below. And I think you all knew it was coming.

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I said I'd signal boost him every day. I meant it.

Subscribe to him. Now, please.

I GIVE YOU...K-POP!

NOW I SHALL USE ITS MUSIC TO DRIVE NORTH KOREA INSANE, STEAL THEIR NUKES, AND TAKE OVER CLEVELAND!

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When I'm busting myself out of jail.

When I'm doing a training montage.

When I'm waiting for Zelda U to come out in a few days.

When I meet my newborn kid for the first time.

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"Oh Tumbleweed!" you cry.

"You are obviously a dashing and talented gentleman, but please, tell the whole twelve people who actually read The Flash Sentry Papers, how do you write Flash Sentry?"

WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

Step 1: Drink drinks. But, like, classy fancy drinks. Or at least cheap drinks masquerading as fancy drinks. Box wine (red, of course), is a good start. As are halfway decent scotches or brandies.

Step 2: Watch this:

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I'll figure out a way to keep track of these updates somehow. This may or may not be number eight. But oh well.

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The writing process is something I don’t often comment on. Just as consuming fiction relies on subjective tastes and preferences, so does writing fiction rely on techniques and processes unique to oneself. How one writes is a very individualistic thing, which is why writing advice often needs to be non-committal and generic to be even remotely useful.

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What sort of stuff would interest ya? (Here are my ideas derpy creepypasta titled muffins, or a hie musician sim fanfic.)

Comment your input please!

Everyone pretty much knows I still do song covers (i've gotten a million times better and it's now actually worth listening to rather than trite mixed with garbage.) Well I've got my youtube channel back up and running (you know the one) for such a thing.

That's the latest one i've done so far. Be sure to leave a comment here or there, preferably there but you do what you want and I can't stop you. I've only got so much chloroform.

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I'm not dead, I swear. I'm just meticulously planning this story. Might get it out next year, might get it out Mid-December. Hopes to the future!

TIME FOR THE GAITA ZULIANA

This is Venezuelan music that you only hear on this month (exclusive music, unless you live on Zulia, then you hear it all the time).

You know what THAT means!!! :D

And you know what? Here's a couple kickass mashups of that song too!

Oh! And since those two artists are somewhat related, here's a Post Malone track from his recent album that features Ozzy in the song! It seriously slaps:

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SCHOOL'S OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/WR74k32hjco?t=36s
SUMMMEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I cleared out my SAT, which means I'M FUCKING DONE!!!
I have next year though, but that mostly consists of extracurriculars and stuff that actually seems useful. (I'm going in 12th grade next year btw, live in U.S)

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Hello everyone!

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