Heyo. I tend to be quiet. And had a friend basically inspire this stupid idea of a sort with the various "Humans are space orks/good people posts that happen."

Data rotation Four thousand sixty eight. Today was interesting node. I'm logging this for being, unusual in the entry.

This event occurred after shift hours at a local human establishment on station. And why they choose to name such after human construction, I do not know.

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Size differences between species. Imagine an average 1. 75 cm human. Not bad eh? Well, ponies are amongst the smallest ones. An avarage pony if standing on its hind hooves and being as tall as possible would reach to its chest height. They are pretty small. A minotaur is just five centimeters shorter than that avarage human. So, 1. 70 cm not counting the horns. The average Diamond dogs are a head shorter than the average human. The average Drakes are around seven centimiters taller than the

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Made by yours truly: https://derpibooru.org/images/2627024

This is just a topic of intrest of me, wonder if anyone else wants to weigh in. Sorry, no MLP tie in.

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After spending most of winter break without writing and then with it halting again because my dog died, I can proudly say that I've started writing the next chapter.

(I made this blog for the cover of my page but i thought this would be very fitting for a "get to know me" kinda thing)
Welcome to this page.........
You probably have no idea who i am and why this idiot just followed you.
I come here for stories. Mainly SoarinDash stories. I attempted to write a story once and it ended in complete failure.

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YbBQ8RuST0jgB8oBv78zoBshd5r2GPBxe56P8VCUGUw/edit

1. Rarity, Octavia, and Drama Letter/Watermelody
2. Possible Bonus Girl(s):
3. What do these girls have in common?

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Equestria: Thin Blue Line

I have now started on a new story which has been published. Equestria: Thin Blue Line.

This is a Human in Equestria Story featuring two human characters.

The story follows the perspective of Becky, a Police officer who is injured in a crash with her colleague, Matthew, where they both find themselves in Equestria. (Think Life on Mars)

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Hello folks, i will be dedicating this to my own human version of MLP I like to call the Humaneverse. For now i will work on the inrodutions for the Humane 6 and then move on to the real stories, i hope you like what i write as my writing is ametur at best and I do this more as a hobby then any real dedication

In the Human Archives, Shepherd is again, against his better judgement, helping the Ponies understand human culture. Today's artifact isn't ancient or mystical looking at all, to Shepherd's eyes...

Twilight: "I mean, it's so bright and garish and it shines! And it came with this magic staff! Did it belong to a wizard from your world?"

Shepherd: *laughing* "Not likely! No, see, this is..." *He turns the clothing in his hands and laughs some more* "Oh my God! It's a Dolemite suit!"

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Celestia has gathered the Main 6 and her sister in a private meeting, leaving Shepherd to just wait around, doodling in a notebook. At last the doors open, and Shepherd looks up.

Shepherd: "Hey girls. What was the meeting ab-GAH!"

He is caught in a massive seven pony hug.

Dash: "How did you survive?!"

Fluttershy: "You poor thing!"

Rarity: "Those beasts!"

Shepherd: "I... What?!"

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Shepherd is playing scales on a violin in Octavia and Vinyl's house. Octavia listens nearby, while Vinyl eats some muffins in the kitchen.

Octavia: "Very good! You're finally getting it back!"

Shepherd: "Yeah. I kind of stopped for a while for various reasons."

Octavia: "It can be difficult to keep up practice without reinforcement: From others to listen. You strike me as someone who has been alone a great deal."

Shepherd: *Flushed cheeks* "... More than I'd like to admit."

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Shepherd: "Hey Twilight? I got your mail for you. Huh, what's this magazine? Predator Fetish Monthly?"

Twilight: bright red, snatches it away with her telekinesis "Th-That's about scientific inquiries into the religious practices of certain predator groups and tribes and definitely not pornographic in any way whatsoever ahahahaha!"

Shepherd: "... Okay?"

Fluttershy: "Hello Twilight! I just got the latest issue!"

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What would you think would happen?

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So I have all of 'A Soldier's Harmony' planned out, just need to write it. Once I am done that, I think I would like to write a fimfiction about a superhero crossover. Maybe even Percy Jackson? Oh well, let me know what I should do!

here is official human fluttercord. finally,, i have been struggling with drawing human discord but now i am finally pleased

For my first fanfic, it will be about how Twilight Sparkle learns about a special past from a book that she found in a hidden compartment over at the library at Canterlot Castle. The book reveals a past that even Twilight herself never heard of that makes her almost want to question Princesses Celestia and Luna on what really happened in Equestrian history and if what's in the book is really true or just some possible fairy tale or folklore especially when it shows a creature she never saw

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Hey everyone, I know you've all been waiting for my next Human x G5 Pony entry for a while. And I do apologize that it's taking very long. But I have a reason:

1. Writers block is a bitch.

2. I have so many G5 Pony x Human ideas and I guaranteed that I would release the Sunny fic before I got to any of them.

I thank everyone for waiting patiently for it to release. I will try to get it out. Maybe not this month, but we'll see...

Ah, I see that someone else knows where the elusive 'snoot' is upon a horse. So much grief over that word in the past year for using it in my writings. It is not a piece of photography equipment, but an actual part of a horse, the fleshy pad that exists at the end of the horse's muzzle.

Also... ponies riding people. Seems appropriate somehow.

This was the first time in 100 episodes that Trixie got bored and crawled away from the first episode she sat down to watch. I mean, I know everyone is fanboying, but that's kind of sad to me.