The Stars Revolt: Earth Females · 9:53pm Feb 9th, 2020
Celestia has gathered the Main 6 and her sister in a private meeting, leaving Shepherd to just wait around, doodling in a notebook. At last the doors open, and Shepherd looks up.
Shepherd: "Hey girls. What was the meeting ab-GAH!"
He is caught in a massive seven pony hug.
Dash: "How did you survive?!"
Fluttershy: "You poor thing!"
Rarity: "Those beasts!"
Shepherd: "I... What?!"
Twilight: "I was so inconsiderate! Your confidence issues are clearly due to your world's females treating their males like dirt!"
Shepherd: "It's-It's not like that-"
Luna: "Truly, Earth's females must be terrible oppressors! Coming here must have been a Harmony-send!"
Shepherd: "No, really, we're not-they're not-!"
Pinkie: "Milking you like some sort of... OF COW!"
Shepherd: "They didn't!"
Celestia trots out, grinning.
Celestia: *Grins trollishly* "Oh yes! Poor Shepherd here would have been kept locked in a cage! Watching other females breed and mock him!"
Shepherd: "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN!"
Twilight: "Oh poor Shepherd!" *hugs him* "I assure you! On Equestria, as a male, you will be valued! I'm willing to share you as much as possible to make sure you know you're loved!"
Fluttershy: "I-I was already for that! But now we need to make sure you really feel it!"
Rarity: "Spike won't mind! This is for your own good!"
Applejack: "Come on partner! The healing begins now!"
Pinkie: "Sexy healing!"
Dash: "I call first!"
Shepherd: *As he's dragged off by them all* "I-No-It's not like that-DAMNIT CELESTIA!"
Celestia: *chuckles* "What? I want grandfoals and nieces and nephews to spoil!"
Hey, given some of the ways people have portrayed Equestrian society, it's only fair.
Was there a preamble to this that I missed?
Or else we just understand that Celestia told them some less-than-perfect-truths behind closed doors?
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Porn. She showed them a lot of porn. Teasing femdomme porn apparently.
I laughed way more than I should've
Lucky bastard.
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And cuck porn.
...well...given how men are supposedly naturally violent, evil rapists, nowadays...
What the heck is Celly doing?
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Getting herself some grandfoals!