Opened my mail today to see that Diary of the Banished got rejected from The Royal Guard. I expect rejection anymore, yet what surprised me was the fact I got an actual response with some critiques. At this point, I fell ambivalent towards the criticisms. It's through writing that I get a great sense of pleasure and crave this type of interaction to better myself as a writer. It is through critiques that a person can grow themselves. The other side of me feels a bit miffed. I feel miffed

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For any of you who don't(or don't care) I'm graduating from high school this year.

I guess...

So while everyone else is getting all excited and hyped, I'm just sitting here wondering how fucking retarded do you have to be?

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It's from Equestria Daily. And it's about The Blue Rose.

Will they post it? Well. . .

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Fuck them hard with a vengeance!

It's not cross over, go and fuck yourselves.

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Can I be self-indulgent for a minute?

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What the fuck is this fucking bullshit about fucking needing to be fucking online to play a fucking single-player fucking game? A fucking PS2 game from fucking 2005 doesn't fucking need a fucking Internet connection to fucking play it. And as for your fucking bullshit about fucking verifying a fucking licence, I already fucking paid for the fucking thing on the fucking PS Store so you can fucking fuck right off with that. I shouldn't be fucking locked out of a fucking single-player fucking game

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Okay, so I have had the worse luck.
Yesterday there was going to be another chapter posted, then my electricity decided to go out thanks to a random wave of thunderstorms that have hit my area in the last few days (I hate bipolar summer weather.) and well let's just say the file decided not to autosave. On the plus side, there should be at least three updates in the next few days

Extremely snooty people, probably English majors, have stated that no truly original story has been created since the Ancient Greeks. While I could easily dispute this assertion -- as far as I know, the Greeks didn't do surrealism as we understand it -- I am inclined to agree with the snobs and hipsters, at least in general. In fiction, there exists a finite number of concepts and archetypes from which to draw, and given the world's huge population coupled with such a long span of time, there

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Ever since I've gotten back into Warhammer 40,000 Slaanesh is all I've been able to think about. My Prince Of Pleasures, my Lord Of Excess In All Things... I desire her touch, to hear his/her melodic voice. But most of all, I desire to write about Slaanesh itself. I may start writing down fanfic ideas, not just for here and in Equestria, but in some of my other favorite entertainments as well.

So, being a British person myself I hate being stereotyped through videos and all that stuff. I feel so offended when people assume that we only drink tea and eat crumpets, scones and fish and chips. And some of you people think that we talk posh and have horrible teeth. And if you don't know, we talk differently in different parts of the country. Yes some people decide to talk posh but most of the time it's just slang you pillock!

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Every now and then, I go through some of the stories in my Tracking library, fearing the worst when I check the progress of the story, and every time I find one Cancelled, it is always one of my personal favourites. Like, recently, the one called The Second Draconequus was cancelled and I was really looking forward to how that was going to play out.

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Just was thinking about how we still have Nazis in this fandom and how we need to get them out, there is a difference between hate speech and free speech, some don't think so but if that is enough for someone to be ok or side with Nazis then they were already one. We need to clean up this fandom and keep the hateful people out, even people who are willing to do any kind of either art or stories on it even for a commission we need to stop contact with them, I think if it happened once they

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But obviously I've still been at it. I just finished a fresh round of edits on Dead By Sunset, so if you haven't read that it's a lot cleaner than it was when I was originally posting it.

I'm starting a new job and I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna kick my ass for a while. I start my days at 5am now, but hopefully I can still churn out the usual quality of crack fic goodness you all expect from me.

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Okay, so, when I released that last review yesterday, someone messaged me a video of IGN's review of the recent release of PMD DX. Now, what I heard was soul crushing. I swear, game reviewers just don't know how to review games properly. First was SpongeBob, rehydrated, which was declared as "Too Kid Friendly". Seriously, that doesn't make any sense to me. Then, we get IGN, saying "This game has too many dungeons, 6/10". I just hate that review. It's rather short sighted for a review about a

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Review: Ich Steh' Mit Einem Huf Im Grabe (I Stand with One Hoof in the Grave, the title of a Bach cantata)

by axxuy
May 2021, 1,345 words
Tragic Octa-scratch, but with Vinyl as a background pony

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Almost forgot to update this week, so here it is a day late.

The Cart Before the Ponies-

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Okay so. As promised, I've been writing the story but didn't realize how hard it is until I throw myself into the pool, deep end head first.

Oddly enough, my writing skill has improved significantly, which is great! I even think my story makes sense when I read through them the second time and there's no real solid mistake to be easily seen for the most part.

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how hard is it to use a proper name?

Is this summary enough of the depth of my thoughts on the matter?

why the sudden resurgence of an underwhelming character [name].

john, Jolie, Jordan, Jack, Jill, Julee, come on...

During which I'll talk about common misconceptions about Rainbow as a character and how smart she is.

After the break, because I have a feeling it's going to go long.

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I've been following a thread in a group here on FimFiction where people, one individual in particular though, are talking about how Celestia is grossly underused in the show, and it's just slowly but surely built up a little bit of rage in my head. See, here's the thing that gets me - these guys claim to love Celestia so much, but they alk about how ever since season 1 or 2, basically form the get-go if you read deeply into what these guys are talking about, the show has been crapping on

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