I promised the ride would keep on going this time until the end, and so it shall. So please enjoy chapter ten of Pinkamena: The Game, entitled 'Riposte'. Don't forget to check the author's notes at the bottom of the chapter to see whom among our intrepid cast are still on their hooves. There are a lot of red lines. Hearth's Warming is only two days away, and Hector Silvermane is running out of both time, and lives.

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My 110th blog post.

Man, I almost can’t believe it’s come to that very number!

Anyway, I thought that the perfect way to build this post would be to show you all my Favorite Outfits and Forms of Pinkie Pie.

Let me tell something to you all: Pinkie Pie is so cute and beautiful! Even without trying to be!

Every moment with her can not only make you smile and laugh, but also admire her for her beauty, cuteness, and sweet personality.

So, without further ado, here are the photos:

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Shepherd is studying in the library. This isn't surprising. But what is surprising to Twilight is who he's studying with-Pinkie Pie!

Shepherd: "So, there is a similar mass extinction cycle in this planet's natural history?"

Pinkie: "Looks like! Maud's been doing research into it! And it's nice to meet another person who can understand what she's talking about!"

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I'm surprised, and a little humbled, about the newest story being liked as much as it has been. In truth I didn't really expect it to be liked much at all. I was more along the line of thinking that it was going to be one of those twenty likes to fifty or so dislikes, but apparently it seems that there's a good number of folks that really enjoy it. I've had a couple of friends ask what brought on the story, and I figure that I might as well discuss that here.

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As the title says, my fic Pinkie Pie's No-Nos got a reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan, be sure to check it out!

I am thinking about making a potential light-hearted post-apocalyptic story. I will actually put effort into it. (at least as much I can) Let me know what you think of the premise.

Description

Far into the future, humanity is nearly extinct. In a last-ditch effort to save his species, a scientist creates an artificial intelligence. Pinkie Pie is her name. He does not know if she will be humanity's savior or doom.

Hiya, lovely peeps!

First off, this is officially the longest one-shot Iʼve ever written. Iʼm quite proud of it, so go read it before reading this blog post. And leave a comment, if possible.

Welcome to another one-shot of mine. The story idea came out of nowhere and I immediately got to typing. One thing led to another, and here ya go.

A few things:

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We have another wonderful audio reading for you guys! This is the second time fimfiction user Sparrow9642 has created a recording from one of my stories entitled "It Moves Below" starring Marble Pie. He even added all these SWEET sound effects and emotional music! I love it! <3 Thank you so much, Sparrow!

You can read along with the audio version here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/337815/it-moves-below

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Hooray for me!

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"I would not have you in a rill
Or standing on a basalt sill
Your loving wife I ne'er shall be
Though you annoy me, constantly.
Thought of your touch makes me quite ill,
Give up your suit, Messer Rockhill."

Part of a poem written by Maud Pie to Constant Rockhill.

Limestone makes an obscene gesture to you. How rude of her. In a cute sexy tsundere kind of way.

And I came up with what was supposed to be a teenage Pinkie Pie, but ended up looking more like a 1980's Pinkie Pie.

Don't know how that happened. At least she looks kinda nice.

Edit:
Well Cheeze-its. I forgot to add the shading on her ear.

Dang it.

Undertale Parody

Cooking with Pinkie Pie

Okay, obviously not really. An official Friendship Games blooper reel has been released... If you watch the very end, you'll know what I'm talking about.

On popular cartoons in one sentence.

Paw Patrol: Neutered puppies would be very obedient and can even speak.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What radioactive pollution can do with underwater dwellers.

The Powerpuff Girls: Some chemicals can induce macrocephaly.

Attack on Titan: Utility knifes can help school children to scare exhibitionists away.

Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats: My Little Ponies for people on psychedelic drugs.

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Hey guys, this is Venomous Pie, the Floof King, with an update. You might be aware that my first story, "Journey into the Floof" has been deleted from the site, and I bet you are wondering why. Well, the reason I did this is because thanks to some advice from my friends, who are long time friends of mine, I've decided to remake the story from the ground up and improve on the flaws that the original version had. I'll credit the proof reader when the story gets submitted, which will be very soon

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had a rather strange dream where im woken up by a strange mewling noise happen to look over.....theres a pinkie pie in my bed ….surrounded my mini pinkie pie babies one of the pinkie pies crawls over nuzzles me and says....."daddy"...… I then wake up for real

It had taken a while to repair all the damage to Ponyville... So it wasn't until a week after when Shepherd showed up at Pinkie Pie's apartment window. He threw a rock at her window. No response. He grumbled, then threw another. And another... And another-

Pinkie: "Hi Shepherd!"

Shepherd: "GAHHH!" He held his chest hard, falling over, as Pinkie Pie just appeared right behind him "Haa! Haa! Haa! P-Pinkie!"

Pinkie: "That's me! Why ya throwing rocks at my window, Shepherd?"

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That relatable feeling when you buy an expensive new outfit to blend into crowds better but your old hat is superglued to your head and your new hat and bodysuit are designed by one of the people you fear and resent most in the world but you have to wear them even though you’d rather burn them. (RiB&P ch. 7)

We’ve all been there, right?