Discord decides to help Twilight in giving a small presentation to the beloved citizens of Ponyville. Many have already come and the show is about to begin!
A drug-abusing, morally ambiguous unicorn stallion gets transported into another world and turned into a very attractive human female. He has mixed feelings about this but would rather go back home.
Magical filly Scootaloo!? dressed in fru fru clothed?! with a magicl duty to save her friends?! Noo way, Rough and blunt Scootaloo wouldn't do that... would she? well if this is the only way to save everypony from the dangerous beasts...she has
Thanks to the vampire fruit bats, Sweet Apple Acres has a high quality fertilizer which has increased its apple yield. But with more bat poop than they know what to do with what will the Apple Family do with all the extra guano?
Tempest finds the invasion more difficult than she expected; Twilight grew a backbone, albeit a cold one; and Discord found his way into this fic somehow.