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Ever since they met, Anon has acted strangely around Discord. He's used to this, of course. Being the "Lord of Chaos" means that most creatures prefer to keep a safe distance from him. And for good reason! Reformed though he may be, it'd be foolish to lower one's guard around him.

Perhaps Discord isn't as good at reading emotions as he thought.


Day #6 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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Jazz is a high-class mare. Obviously. Her boyfriend, Anon, is cut from a similar cloth.

Is it any surprise, then, that the two of them would ponder the meaning of life on their date night? It's a totally normal thing for ponies (and humans) like them to do.

Or maybe they're just weird.


Day #2 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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After falling into the Stream of Silence, Anon found himself unable to speak. Ordinarily, this wouldn't be an issue, as the Kirin he lives with are used to the presence of the stream and are more than capable of making him a cure.

Unfortunately, said cure relies on the magical foal's-breath flower, which is currently out of season. He's going to have to wait for the next batch of it to grow before he can speak again.

Thankfully, this is a problem that his wife, Rain Shine, has plenty of experience with.


Day #1 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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Nightmare Rarity lives on the moon. Until she learns how to behave, she will remain there, as ordained by her closest friends. Thankfully, she wasn't left alone, as they assigned Anon to watch over her progress and report back when she starts showing signs of improvement.

Rarity took this as his way of expressing his undying love and affection, something the lonely villainess is happy to return in kind.

He doesn't dislike it.

Rating for particularly passionate kissing/suggestive themes/innuendo.


Day #3 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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This story takes place after The Last Problem, and as a result, Diamond Tiara, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and all other characters that appear in this story are grown adults.


Ever since taking over the Rich family business, Diamond Tiara has been working hard to use her status for the betterment of everypony. She's come a long way from the stuck-up snob she was as a foal, but her family's reputation can't be forgotten quite as easily. No matter how much she tries to give back to the community, she will always be a Rich. For better or for worse.

Perhaps this is why her friends are suspicious of her new boyfriend.

And perhaps it's why she likes him in the first place.


Day #4 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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Being thrust into a familiar-yet-distinctly-different Equestria after expecting to spend the rest of eternity in Limbo was definitely a shock to Somnambula. Still, she adjusted fairly well, she thinks. She's got a town that reveres her, and she's a motivational speaker that has helped countless ponies. All in all, things are going well.

She also found a strange "human" thing wandering around and quickly became smitten.

He's good at cuddles.


Day #5 of Hearts and Hands Week.

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Summer is nearly over. It's finally time for the girls to prepare for college. Although except for one, Sunset Shimmer has been very anxious and can't decide well what she will do for her future. But another problem is on their way again for the girls' magical geodes are slowly currently missing one by one.

As the girls dealt with their latest challenge, the powerful ancient Equestrian magic spell Sunset used to open the portal to another world caused a lingering imbalance. Sunset's entry into the human world displaced an unfamiliar but missed character, whose absence is noticeable whenever Sunset is present in the story.

In this story, we're going to reveal what happened to the human Sunset Shimmer.


This story is still in progress. If anyone wants to leave some suggestions, you are free to tell them. For anyone who wants to be a pre-reader or wants to collab with the story, just give me a DM ✨.


This story takes place after The Battle of Sombra 1 and 2.

For the timelines, it's kind of like this.

Equestria Girls series (last episodes, we're the Holidays Unwrapped)
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Highschool Graduation
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The Battle of Sombra
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The Setting of Two Suns (we're at this part)
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College and so on ▶


"The Battle of Sombra" story is still in progress, but it has an ending already. It's kind of like a summarised comic? Maybe someday I'll write the whole story of it soon, but for now I'll be focusing on the story of "The Setting of Two Suns".


Cover illustrated by:
LZjian79 and Hiru315

Geode art by:
Orin331

Story editor of the first chapters:
Love_sciset
Dalphaengi
Mangs.diary

Co-writer:
Silence_and_I

Pre-readers:
Silence_and_I
Hiru315

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It wasn't very long ago that Misty Brightdawn declared her independence from Opaline Arcana. Now, she lives a much happier life in Maretime Bay with all of her friends.

Unfortunately, some aspects of life that are considered "normal" to most are completely alien to the sheltered Misty, and during a quiet moment alone with her good friend Anon, he learns what one such oddity is: affection.

And he is more than happy to help her figure it out.

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While exploring the decrepit remains of the Castle of Friendship, Sunny Starscout and her friends discover a strange book that might have belonged to Princess Twilight Sparkle herself. The book's contents resemble a series of letters that were apparently sent back and forth between Twilight and an unknown party.

At some point, Twilight stopped responding.

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This is a short story, with the gang having a sleepover at the Brighthouse, with a particular focus on the dynamics between Misty, Izzy, and Zipp. Tensions rise as Zipp's questioning nature causes friction, leading to a dramatic confrontation. Amidst the emotional turmoil, surprising revelations and personal struggles come to light, ultimately paving the way for forgiveness, understanding, and even a blossoming romance.


Cover art, made with love, done by none other than RainbowFire.

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