After the events of Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding, Luna desperately needs some help relaxing. Lucky for her, Cadance knows the perfect place to help her do just that.

Written for CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest

Editing thank yous to Pretty Penne and Sepia, and added thanks to Silent Whisper and Sprocket for pre-reading.

As always a very special thank you to Manifest Harmony for her endless support and encouragement, amazing cover art, and for creating The Clocktower Society where this take place.

Unbeknownst to Sunset Shimmer, someone's making booty using her booty.

Now with a reading by Wubcake! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3mlXOoHbaQ&t=390s

Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash are about to find out.

For science.

Rated for sexual humor; contains no actual sex.

Pre-reader by The Albinocorn and RTStephens. Cover art by Baekgup

Readings by SheldawG (channel contains NSFW content) and Night Guard Rob Royale

"I've got crabs."

Those three little words, spoken to Rainbow Dash over the phone, set Canterlot High School on fire.

Because even though most of the student body has forgiven Sunset Shimmer for her past transgressions and she has more friends than ever now, some gossip is just too juicy to ignore.

Besides, everybody's more than a little curious as to the finer details--and who else might be dealing with the same problem.

(Rated Teen for discussion of sensitive topics.)