I'm a frog, okay? Let's get that straight from the start.
My name is Doctor Green L. Pondsworth, and this is the story of why I don't like ponies, if anyone cares to hear it.

Probably not. Who cares about frogs anyway? Except maybe that yellow and pink pony, but I really don't like her because... well, you'll see why.

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Knowledge is power, and Twilight Sparkle knows that. But she has never considered the fact that knowledge might also be dangerous. She tries to uncover the truth behind pegasus magic, but something is off. Something has gone wrong. A sickness of the sky has been discovered.

Rainbow Dash has never really thought about her flight. Flying is just flying to her. It has never occurred to the rainbow-maned pegasus to think. But once you know, you can never unlearn.

Twilight wants to study.
Eating gets in the way of studying.
Therefore, Twilight wants to stop eating.

An entry for the 2025 No Dialogue Contest.

Democracy, democracy, and more democracy!

Thanks to Silk Rose for developing the code and writing two chapters; thanks also to collaborators, including RunicTreetops, Scriblits Talo, TheDriderPony, FanOfMostEverything, Meteor_Mirage, Tape Deck, and Math Spook, for writing their chapters; and Ashy for proofreading.

And many thanks to YOU, the readers, for coming along for the ride!

A Pinkie Pie clone survives.

an entry into the No Dialogue Contest.

thank you to daOtterGuy for prereading an early draft!

blog post for story notes

Rainbow Dash had been waiting a month for this. It was the best prank EVER. She would make Rarity think she was becoming a cow! It'd be epic!

Later a furious Rarity just might find a way to turn the tables on her pranking friend...

Warning: There is a Garfield and Friends episode called: "Moo Cow Mutt" where Garfield tricks Odie into thinking he's a cow. This story is basically what if that episode, but starring Rainbow Dash and Rarity? Rarity of course being the one to be tricked into being a cow because of all the Raricow images.

Just something short and silly to celebrate April First.

Twilight Sparkle has been reclusive ever since Celestia and Luna inexplicably left Equestria. Her closest friends try to find a way to get her to open up, but their meeting is interrupted by the Map suddenly calling to all five of them to solve a problem. As they gather in the Map room, a flash of light transports the mares to a familiar, yet greatly changed Equestria... far, far in the future!

*GRIMDARK*

A short experience of a truly heinous sickness.

Audio reading by Jack Oat

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Lotus Moon

Audio reading by Nomi Bunni

When tragedy strikes Twilight she turns to the only place she can.

Requested by the winner of my first Fic Giveaway : milk rain