Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.

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Rainbow Dash develops an acquired taste.

At least, that's what everyone thinks.

Twilight Sparkle is really really bored. She tries to find a way to not be so bored. Gross rationalization of injustice ensues.

Too many suitors, not enough Twilight. How can a brilliant genius alicorn pony solve this problem?

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After endlessly failing at earning her cutie mark for so long, Scootaloo has come to the conclusion that her special talent must involve higher risk activities, and tries to earn her cutie mark in bank robbing.

I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance

No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...

This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.