Equestria is a place where crime is virtually unknown, and professional criminals even more so. Ponies can sleep at night knowing their homes and possessions are safe from unwanted intruders or covetous eyes.

Two ponies, however, didn't get the memo.

Meet Heart Break and Beaty Brass, Equestria's most incompetent criminals, in their debut adventure. Will they successfully pull off their latest heist? Will the identity of their mysterious Boss be revealed? Will Lyra finally prove the existence of the mythical Hyu-min race?!

...Probably not!

NOTE: This story was written very early on in Season 2 (just after Luna Eclipsed, if I recall), so some of the claims about Equestria's crime rate no longer hold up to scrutiny. Oh well!

(Inspired by this comic by NaterRang on Deviant Art, who also gets credit for the cover art. A shout out goes to saintbomber on DA as well, for additional ideas and suggestions for the story.)
(This story was originally posted on my DA page.)

Fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria + The craziest, hardest, scariest, and worst games on the internet = Awesome

Yes, there are computers and gaming consoles in Equestria for this, deal with it.

(Post ideas on games Dashie should play, and don't say Amnesia or SCP, those are already on the schedule)

Pinkie Pie runs out of sugar, revealing a part of her life that she never wished her friends to know about. Just what is wrong with Pinkie Pie, and what will it take for her and her friends to change things back to normal?

Fluttershy must journey to the dark land of Tartaros to save her little bunny, Angel, kidnapped by the Mara, the Queen of the Underworld, with a little help from some unexpected friends.

What happens when the most caring, careful pony ever steps on a small creature? Will she face the consequences of her ghastly deed or will the weight of the situation crush the poor filly? What would Jesus do? Will I ever stop asking rethorical questions?

Due to a clerical error, everyone's favorite Cutie Mark Crusadering Pegasus Filly accidentally dies and goes to Heck. It kind of sucks for her, but there is some hope for her to return to the world of the living, and she doesn't have to turn into a zombie to do it, either! With the help of a mysterious and badly-designed Alicorn OC, can she make her way to meet the King of Heck and plead her case to return to life?

This is just a dumb idea I got from a combination of Mario Romhacks and too much chocolate milk. Labeled as "Dark" due to a death, but it's more of a silly comedy.

Vector in the Cover Image by starwarsmike1 ( http://starwarsmike1.deviantart.com/#/d4g7mlx )

On a lawless desert planet, an outlaw wanders the wastelands, cursed to forever be on the move, as entire towns are destroyed when ponies try to collect the bounty of sixty billion bits being offered for the Equine Typhoon...

This is the story of Dash the Stampede.

(The cover art still needs to be 20% cooler.)

("My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the intellectual property of Hasbro. "Trigun" is the intellectual property of Yasuhiro Nightow.)