• Member Since 6th Aug, 2012

The Zebro


Hey there. Y'know, I haven't written fanfiction in years, so you'll have to bear with me. My last fanfic, when I was 9, was a disaster. So, yeah, I've got THAT going for me. Oh well...

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Well if you can't tell by the title this isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Special Thanks to thewaffler for this idea.

Art by: blmn564

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One average morning, one average princess, one average kitchen, and one average bag of whole wheat bread slices... No one could mess this up.

One-Shot about beloved Luna doing perhaps one of the most mundane of tasks.

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Ork Nob 'Eadsmasha and his boyz were having the time of their lives: hijacking vehicles, stomping Chaos 'umies, making noise, everything a good ork could wish for. But when they are caught between Chaos and weirdboyz, they are sent to a world with no war, not much in the way of noise, not even a decent fungus beer.
Can they find something to do before they snap and start a new WAAAGH! in Equestria?

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Name's Ole Neccy. I'm a Necron Immortal who is forced to wake up every thousand years or so to make sure the Tomb Spyders didn't miss anything important. I don't know why I have to do it, but I have to. And when I awoke, I was in a peculiar place.

Don't like Warhammer 40,000? No problem! Just don't read it. Be better than those who dislike things just because they don't like something about it.

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In a dark place named Tartarus, a subterranean hellscape between worlds, humans and ponies are paired together at random to survive a gauntlet of horrible monstrocities while the future of their realms hang in the balance.

Now, are you buying that? Good. Cuz I'm friggin' tired of having to explain it all on top of dragging this annoying-ass unicorn around the effing corridors of purgatory along with me. You'd think the damn, burning yahoos who run this place would give us rest stops to drown ourselves in beer or something. Friggin' A.

Oh, and some ponies and humans spill blood together and stuff. I dunno. Stop playing BattleDuty: Future Football and read this, or whatever. Like I give a crap...

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True, heart-stopping terror takes many forms:

Foul beasts roaming the dark who consume their victims, flesh and soul.
The object of one's affections finding a diary they weren't meant to.
Being tardy.

But until now, Equestria has not known the meaning of fear. The past's petty concerns and phobias mean nothing this day, for today, Equestria shall experience unimaginable horror. Today, Pinkie Pie becomes a unicorn.

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When you lose a tooth, you put it under your pillow. Then, in the dead of night while you slumber, the Tooth Fairy comes to take your tooth and gives you some money in exchange. This is a simple and harmless procedure.

...Or at least it's supposed to be. The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know the meaning of "simple and harmless."

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