Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

Growing up is never easy, especially when you're a dragon among ponies and the closest thing you've ever had to a parent is a slightly scatterbrained young unicorn. When tempers boil over, can this makeshift family pull itself back together?

All Of Your Love, which is, indeed, the prequel to this story right here.
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The story is that you, a brony human, have been placed in the Equestrian world. You have already been with Queen Chrysalis and, surprisingly (and maybe a little bit disturbingly), all three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders - but, your Queen has left on a long journey, and the Crusaders obviously did not want any long-term relationship. What are you left with? A cave full of changelings. You've got a bunch of pent-up emotion and lust building up thanks to Chrysalis's absence, but no-one to share it with. You hope your Queen won't mind if you slip out for a while and meet a new pony or two for a one-night stand...
At least, you hope it's a one-night stand.

The beginning's way tame and not incredible, but trust me - the chapters will get better and longer the farther down a path you get.
I've made it relatively easy to tell which path leads to whom, but maybe you won't be able to tell what'll come from certain actions.

This is a LITE clopfic, meaning there is little actual sex unless you pick all the right options for it. The main portion of this clopfic resides in romance and drama.
This is also the first time I test out hyperlinking inside of a story, so I want you bros to tell me whether I should keep it or not. I plan to keep it mostly serious, except for maybe a few surprise endings in a couple of the branches.

This story can be about romancing Celestia or about romancing Luna, or even about having them both at the same time - by some tricks of luck you may even pursue the legendary Daring-Do, who was previously thought to be fictional, or the slightly-confused mail pegasus Derpy Hooves, Octavia the refined yet terrific cellist, or even the infamous traveling magician, the Great and Powerful Trixie!

With so many tastes satisfied, from the two sister alicorns to daring ponies to clueless pegasi to all-powerful unicorns, I hope you'll enjoy this one.
Also, I'm probably a faggot for starting another story before the other one is over, but whatever.
I'll make sure not to ruin anything from the prequel to this, but 100 percent guarantees are lies.