In this short and sweet tale, Hitch, with the help of a new set of wings, tries to impress a royal pegasus. However, he seems to have made a significant mistake regarding the practices of pegasi.

I would like to thank Shrinky Frod for pre-reading and editing this; especially in helping to make the character voices more appropriate and expanding on the rather basic ideas presented.

As a general content warning, this story contains cringeworthy self-humiliation, a brief dialogue relating to virginity and shipping.

Ivory Cedar, "Balloon Pony" as most of Maretime Bay knows him, isn't handling the aftermath of his protracted flight very well. Thankfully, Zipp Storm is there to look out for him.

Pipp requires assistance with preening before tonight's show, and mom insists that her sister helps. Unfortunately for Zipp, her sister's wings are usually highly sensitive.

Now available in two other languages:
Russian Translation
Chinese Translation

A cynical brony watched the new G5 movie and shockingly hates it, especially the main protagonist. But next thing he knows, he finds himself inside the film himself, right at the start. As guess which despised character? The clue's in the title...

Will he stick with the script? Or bend the rules a bit? Or, a lot? His choices could have far-reaching ramifications for everypony, but does he even care? And where even is his butt?!

The answers to these questions (well, most of them anyway) will soon be answered.