This story is a sequel to Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery

Twilight Sparkle returns to the human world intending to take a short vacation from her princessly duties, and to catch up with her non-Equestrian friends. One sleepover at Pinkie Pie’s house later, Twilight comes to learn something fascinating—and horrifying—about her very human body.

This story now has a spiritual prequel: Sunset Shimmer's Unpleasant Discovery, by Bootsy Slickmane, rated [mature]. While mine pokes fun at the characters, his offers the more serious take.

Preread by Stiggerzz and Majin Syeekoh.

Rated Teen for sexual references.

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Scootaloo discovers an empty cardboard box behind the post office.

This is where her day begins.

"All I want to do is die for science. What's so wrong about that?"

Can Twilight find the answer to science in death? Or will this experiment be her last?

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-I do NOT own the cover art.

Flash Sentry has a breakdown upon realizing that the last two girls he found attractive were actually transformed ponies, and begins questioning his sexuality.

Lyra made bad choices in her life and no she has to pay for them. The hard way.

Diamond Tiara had a reason for being as terrible as she is to other ponies. When she takes part in a plan to further her and Silver Spoon's bullying influence over Ponyville she meets somepony special. But is he special enough to help her change?

What happens when you are waiting for Hope at the end of the world? This is the story of somepony who was doing just that.

They came, they saw, they tilted their fedoras at a forty five degree angle. This is the story of the neck-beards, and how their Doritos and euphoria shaped the future of Equestria. No one dares forget what happened that fateful day, as the hordes of obese manchildren marched upon Equestria, and no one dares forget how it ended. But most of all, no one dares forget the amount of Cheeto dust that had to be cleaned.

"Who the hell are these fat white guys, and why are they jerking off to pictures of me and cartoon horses?" - Carl Sagan

How hard must it be to describe something so simple as color to a blind pony?
Perhaps not as simple as you thought. For each color is a mix and a tumble of stories, of pasts, and presents and futures. We are all made of colors. We are all paintings.
How would we appear to a blind pony?
Snowdrop reflects upon what she has been told about color and what it means to her.

Snowdrop is from an animation from Silly Filly Studios.

Ever wondered why you never see Scootaloo around her parents? The reason is quite simple, really. It's because she's scared.

Really scared.

Author's Note:
I am a bad person.
I should really stop publishing everything that I write.
Also, here is an obligatory warning that pretty much spoils most of the story. Read it at your own peril: NOT FOALCON.

(Image source and story inspiration.)