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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 7 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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  • 7 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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  • 7 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 190 views
  • 15 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,096 views
  • 113 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,930 views
Sep
8th
2019

33 · 4:03am Sep 8th, 2019

On this day 33 years ago, the universe decided I should exist.








Jury's still out on how good an idea that was.

(Its a joke, don't take it serious.)

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 30 )

Your existence always has my upvote, Skeeter.

Wanderer D
Moderator

Happy Bday! The universe did us a favor!

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5117764

You two are such sweethearts. No, seriously, thank you!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey, happy birthday, man!

I hope you have many years ahead

and a lot of delicious beetles in your cake

Happy Burfday Skeeter Deeter the Skeever!

I’m so glad you have graced our fair site. I hope you live to 99.

Happy birthday! :D

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, Skeeter!

Wait, is your bday 9/7 as well? If so, we share a birthday then!

5117841

8th. Day after. Close enough.

~Skeeter The Lurker

5117842
Ah! Well, happy birthday anyway! Make it a great day!

5117845

I'm working. Both jobs.

Alllllllllllllllllll dayyyyyyyy looooooooong.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Well done, universe :ajsmug:

You're welcome!

And really, happy birthday!

On this day 33 years ago, the universe decided I should exist.

Really, you did exist for a while before your mother decided to evict you from your first one-bedroom apartment. It is your BIRTHday after all.

Happy birthday man. Hope you enjoy it. :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

You've got the same birthday as my dad. :)

Hap birt, not-dad <.<

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If only I could say "but I'm old enough to BE your dad!"

~Skeeter The Lurker

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Yeah, no, I've got half a decade on you. :P

Which is odd, I figured it was a full one. <.< Or more...

Happy birthday, Skeeter!

I dunno about me
But are you feeling 33?
Will everything be all right
if
I go be next to thee?

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Would it not technically be 33 years and 9 months, give or take a few, since the universe decided you should exist? :unsuresweetie:

And I haven’t seen you in reality in like half a year. I’ll see you one day again!

Happy belated birthday!

I missed this yesterday, so, happy 364 days until your next birthday! :twilightsheepish:

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