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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

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  • 3 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

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Oct
3rd
2017

The movie has leaked · 1:57am Oct 3rd, 2017

And I swear to god, if you don't wait until the weekend to post anything related to it, I will reach through this internet and strangle you.

Don't fuck this up worse than it's already fucked, fandom.

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Wanderer D
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b-but there's this amazing scene...

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Author Interviewer

Fun group activity: Post fake spoilers in this thread. I'll start.

Spoiler: The bad guys start the movie by committing genocide against the batponies.

Spoiler: Tempest and Twilight start doing it at the end.

It ends with every member of the Mane 6 shipped with every other member of the Mane 6 plus Princess Luna all at the same time.

Spoiler : Tempest goes berserking because Pinkie cannibalised Tempest's cannons for her party cannon spare parts.

And it has ponies in it. (Gasp!)

4685304 Come to think of it, I did see some pretty big ships in the previews...

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I remember, specifically, two ships.

4685313 Ok, first one to make it to FimFiction with a shipfic that ships the two ships in the movie, wins the internet.

Wait... Someone leak the movie on YT or something?

Hasbro forgets to include Applejack in the movie. She's listed in the credits, though.

God, Hasbro/the studios this year. :ajbemused:

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No kidding that's a fake spoiler. It doesn't actually happen until the end of the second act. :rainbowwild:

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Biscuit!!!!! I need you to write a shipfic of the two ships in the movie! As stated by 4685315.

Then you just gotta credit me for it so I win the internet.

Spoiler: having already established that Friendship is Magic (S1E1-2), Love is GTFOBubbles (S2E25-26), and Saying Sorry Without Actually Changing Anything About Yourself Is An Acceptable Way To Make Up For Destroying The Lives Of The Inhabitants Of Countless Universes (S5E25-26), the movie will continue to plumb the depths of Equestrian comparisonology by revealing that Hoofbumps are Awesomesauce, Celebrity Crushes are Totally Not The Same As Stalking We Were Made For Each Other For Pony's Sake Officer You Can't Arrest Me Just For Taking Pictures And Maybe Trying To Cut Off A Lock Of Her Hair, and Calliopes are Underrated.

Starlight, Trixie, Maud, Thorax, Ember, and Spike, become the new bearers of the Elements of Harmony - Magic, Laughter, Generosity, Kindness, Honesty, Loyalty.

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THAT PONY HAS FIVE LEGS

and not in the usual naughty way, either D:

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Calliopes are underrated.

I heard there's this one scene where the villain comes out as gay and she's trying to kill the princesses because they attempted to shock the gay out of her and her partner, killing her partner in the process.

And I swear to god, if you don't wait until the weekend to post anything related to it, I will reach through this internet and strangle you.

Considering how much FiMFiction "enjoys" not spoiling things, I'll be sure to watch the news for the "Internet Strangler".

Spoiler: Tempest tells Princess Celestia that Grubber sends his regards before stabbing her in the heart.

Oh no. No no no no no. I’m scared to even read the comments on this post.

Dammit.

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You don't know it's not naughty. She might just be flexible. :raritywink: :blossomforthpretzel:

I mean, I can't do it that far, but I'm still no slouch...

TEMPEST WAS TWILIGHT'S FATHER THE WHOLE TIME!

Guess I'm staying off /mlp/ for a few weeks... Objectively, that's probably for the best.

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Movie spoiler: there are ponies in it

Spoilers Alert! It was all just a bad dream

4685315
Ha! I win. You didn't say it had to be a good shipping story.

TShip Shipping
There are two ships in the MLP movie. This is their love story.
Matthewl419 · 1k words  ·  18  0 · 648 views

I snapped that leak up like a hungry goldfish getting his flakes. I started by watching this show for free and that's how I'll end, gosh darn it.

Spoiler: Derpy reveals herself as Fausticorn in disguise and ex machinas the third act into oblivion.

In all seriousness, I already bought a ticket, took Friday off, and got a free popcorn coupon from Estee. I'm locked into supporting the official release. Rest assured that the FiCG blog won't go up until Saturday at the earliest.

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The highly anticipated seaponies scene was actually cut due to the budget constraints of filming underwater. Instead we will be introduced to the space ponies:

Note, the proposed scene where Spike inflates like a blowfish has been replaced by a less child friendly scene involving explosive decompression, bringing the movie's rating up to a solid PG.

Thanks for the warning. Will try to avoid pony sites until I watch it on Wednesday

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*Twilight Sparkle was dead the entire time
*The Storm King doesn't exist and is actually Rainbow Dash's alter-ego
*Fluttershy is Keyser Soze
*THE SEAPONIES ARE PEOPLE
*Snape kills Celestia

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Good thing you covered up that spoiliest of spoilies.

I'm not sure humanity could have endured the consequences.

Every song takes the form of a rap battle.

The ending scene has the sudden addition of a black and red alicorn prince, who everyone apparently already knows.

The pirates aren't really; they're just performers for kids' birthday parties.

There's a ten minute interlude focusing on Tibbles playing with Luna's abacus.

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I'll be honest, I need Tibbles to be a thing.

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If they're being honest, doesn't everybody? :rainbowhuh:

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