On New Episodes, New Possibilities, New Ways toHOLY SHIT GUYS HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW EPISODE IT'S SO COOL OH MY GOD I'VE WATCHED IT THREE TIMES ALREADY · 11:43pm Jun 13th, 2015
I HAVE BEEN DRY-HUMPING MY LAPTOP FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS EPISODE IN SOME KIND OF WAY. I STOLE MY ROOMMATE'S IPAD, I WENT TO YOUTUBE, I SELECTED THE EPISODE, AND THEN I SHOVED THE IPAD UP MY ASSHOLE.
I HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS.
MASSIVE SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- IS HE GOING TO SCREAM AT ME ALL THE TIME? AND THE ANSWER IS YES YOU FRIZZLENUTTER I AM NOT GOING TO STOP SHOUTING DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING EPISODE IT WAS SO AWESOME OH MY GOD.
HELLO I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU I'M REALLY FUCKING CUTE AHAHAHAHAH I COULD MURDER SEVEN MILLION BABIES IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN FEED THEM TO A NUN AND YOU WOULD FORGIVE ME BECAUSE LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU SON OF A WHORE.
ACTUALLY THE START WAS KIND OF THE WEAKEST PART OF THE EPISODE BECAUSE WHY IS DERPY MENTIONING MUFFINS LIKE THAT -- MAKES NO SENSE OUTSIDE OF A META POINT OF VIEW BUT WHO CARES DERPY IS BACK AND SHE'S TALKING AND SHE'S HELLA CUTE ALSO SHE'S STILL A MAILMARE I THINK THAT NEVER CHANGED I AM ALREADY GIGGLING BY THIS POINT.
SOMETHING SOMETHING TIME TRAVEL IS YOUR DICK HARD ALREADY GOD KNOWS MINE IS.
AND NOW WE SEE TIME TURNER THOUGH I GUESS NOW HE'S JUST THE DOCTOR AND IN FACT HE'S CREDITED AS JUST "DOCTOR" BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HIM AS TIME TURNER SO WHO CARES AND HIS ACCENT IS SO CUTE.
AND HE KIND OF IMPLIES HE'S A TIMELORD AND WITH "KIND OF" I MEAN THEY SHOVED THAT SHIT DOWN OUR THROATS SO HARD I'M STILL DIGESTING IT BUT WHO CARES THIS WAS SO AWESOME I LOVED HOW HE HAD SO MUCH SCREENTIME.
ALSO HE'S A FUCKING NERD
THE EPISODE WAS CHOCK-FULL OF META HUMOR BUT I LIKED THE META ON IT AND I THINK THAT BY NOW THE WHOLE "ENTIRE BLOG POST IN ALL CAPS" THING IS GETTING OLD BUT FUCK THAT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.
LOOK AT IT
THAT WAS A META JOKE AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND IT WAS THE KIND OF JOKE I WOULD MAKE WHICH PROBABLY MEANS THAT IT'S NOT THE CUP OF TEA OF LIKE HALF THE FANDOM BUT FUCK HALF THE FANDOM THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND ALSO OCTAVIA APPEARS HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME
SHE HAS SO MANY EYELASHES I WANNA FUCK THOSE EYELASHES OH MY GOD
THAT'S RIGHT OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO FOLLOW THE EPISODE WELL YOU WERE WRONG IT'S MOTHERFUCKING OCTAVIA TIME NOW
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OH WHAT IS THAT IS OCTAVIA NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN WHAT ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING KICK-ASS FLABBERGASTING MUSIC-OFF
WHY WHAT IS THIS LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY LIVING TOGETHER WHO'S THE DELUSIONAL IDIOT WHO SHIPS HORSES NOW HU -- WAIT IT IS STILL ME WE HAVE NO PROOF OF THEM BEING LESBIANS WELL WHO CARES THE DESIGN OF THEIR HOUSE IS ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE I LIKE HOW IT'S SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE I MEAN IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT FUCK SENSE THEY ARE HAVING AN EPISODE FOR THEMSELVES STOP CARING JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING TRIP PEOPLE
THIS SCENE WAS SO AWESOME I MEAN THE FUCKING TWICANE PART MADE NO SENSE BUT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE THE ENTIRE THING WAS JUST SO BADASS I MEAN
TWIRL TWIRL MOTHERFUCKER
WAIT DID SOMEONE MENTION LESBIAN HORSES
HELL FUCKING YES WE DID
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EVERYBODY IS ALREADY TALKING ABOUT THIS BUT THIS WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I MEAN BEST FRIENDS MY ASS I DON'T GENTLY CARESS THE CHEEK OF MY BESTS FRIENDS WHILE HAVING EYE-SEX WITH THEM SO--
WAIT.
WELL OKAY I ACTUALLY DO CARESS MY FRIENDS' CHEEKS AND THEN HAVE INTENSE EYE-SEX WITH THEM, BUT LATELY IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD BECAUSE ONE OF THEM EYE-SEXED ME BACK AND THEN WE HAD A MAGICAL SUMMER IN VENICE TOGETHER BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BON BON IS A SECRET AGENT THEY JUST DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK I LOVE THIS.
THAT THING YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW IS THE PICTURE FOREPLAYING WITH YOUR CEREBELLUM, IN THREE WEEKS YOUR BRAIN WILL BE PREGNANT AND YOU'LL GIVE BIRTH TO PRECIOUS BON BON BABIES THIS ENTIRE SEGMENT WAS SO GOOD I PUNCHED MYSELF ON THE DICK TO MAKE SURE BAD THINGS COULD STILL HAPPEN IN THIS UNIVERSE
AND THEN WE HAVE STEVEN FUCKING MAGNET.
HE IS STEVEN FUCKING MAGNET
I DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT STEVEN FUCKING MAGNET.
SHARES A VOICE ACTOR WITH THIS SLY MOTHERFUCKER
ALSO GUMMY I DON'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION GUMMY FOR YOU TO KNOW HOW COOL GUMMY WAS THIS EPISODE HAD THE BEST COMEDIC TIMING I HAVE SEEN IN THE ENTIRE SERIES AND THE FACT THAT THEY DARED TO DO SUCH A NONSEQUITUR MEANS THAT GOD IS REAL AND HE'S MADE OF BACON AND CUTE KITTENS BECAUSE THAT'S THE MINIMUM LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS THIS UNIVERSE HAS NOW.
ALSO HE'S AN ALLIGATOR SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT HE IS AN ALLIGATOR THAT IS PETTY COOL TOO
AND THEN WE HAD THE FUCKING PRINCESSES BANTERING.
"LUNA LAST TIME WE HAD A DISAGREEMENT A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED"
"EXCUSE ME I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BEING A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER"
"THAT HURT MY FEELINGS BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY LUNA I DON'T WANNA KILL PEOPLE"
"THIS IS WHY DAD LEFT US YOU BLOODY WANKER"
AND THEN THE EPISODE ENDED
THIS PART WAS DOCTOR WHO AS FUCK
FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS AMAZING. I WANT A SPINOFF OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS.
I LOVED THIS STUPID PIECE OF CRAP TO DEATH HOLY CRAPPERS I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THE "WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BENCHES WE'VE SAT ON" JOKE WAS FORCED I WAS TOO BUSY PUKING RAINBOWS OUT OF PURE HAPPINESS.
WHAT WERE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS.
BECAUSE I LIKED IT.
I DON'T KNOW IF I MADE MYSELF CLEAR HERE.
AND I FINISH THIS SHIT WITH SOME MORE CUTE BECAUSE THIS WAS ADORABLE AS TITS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Shipping.
*drops the mic*
Ugh, bronies should be fucking ashamed of themselves!!! Can't you see how we've ruined the show by this point?! They made an episode for us!!! Sure, the past 99 were directed at the core audience as will be the next 100, but who fucking cares?! THE SHOW IS RUINED HOLY SHIT FUCK BRONIES HASHBROWN BLAME ALL MEN!!
*ahem*
But for realzies, this episode was perfect. It was a 22 minute wink to the camera. A break in the flow and tone of the show for the writers to acknowledge us, the secondary audience, before going back to the core audience. It felt like an omake, and it was glorious.
I'm still amazed that I was right about one half of that couple being a secret agent, yet managed to pick the wrong half. So close, yet so far.
Surprised you didn't share anything about that one changeling. And Gummy was the best part of this episode.
Gummy: [narrating] What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? [licks] Genius.
I still don't ship them. :P
I literally do not think I can agree with you more in this.
But you should have mentioned Letrotski, man. He's like, the best character there, man.
Your Pyrrha icon fills me with pleasure, and your blog post is top shelf. Victory accomplished.
Other jokes you might have missed:
They jumped a shark
The style of music Octavia and Vinyl played is called a canon
Button Mash sitting on Vinyl's records makes canon a .gif meme: fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/330/4/9/spin_celestia_and_luna_spin_by_tomdantherock-d4hfid3.gif
Three meta jokes:
""Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in a half an hour or so""
""I've got to go find a crowd to blend into before I put you in danger""
""What's this word you keep using... *man*""
OH MY GOSH!!!!!! JUST WATCHED IT!!!!!! NOW ALL CANONS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your blogs so much.
Lyra & Bon Bon:=....
Best Friends?
BULLSHIT
THEY GONE TOTAL LOVEY DOVEY ON US
AND ITS AWESOME
my fave was random changling
This line made the post.
I...got nothing else to say except, best episode of the season.
LIFE IS GOOD.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE BON BON A FUCKING SECRET AGENT. LITERALLY THE BEST DECISION EVER. ALSO DOCTOR WHO JOKES FOR ALL!!!
(I loved the physics joke best. I have a condition and it's called nerd.)
And I thought I was the only overly enthusiastic, excitable, adorable big bouncy puppy on here...I just want to squish your cheeks!
I haven't even watched season four yet let alone season five (technical difficulties) but who needs to when you have motherfucking blog posts like this!
Totally made me smile, which at the moment is a fucking rarity...Rarity...heehee...I tell you, and is something that only one other person has the ability to do.
Jolly good show my dear chap.
I never smile, but holy f*** I smiled so hard the back of my head exploded. I'M SO HAPPY, G*DD*MMIT!! GAH! I FELL OFF MY COUCH LAUGHING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STOIC BUT HOLY S***, THIS WAS BETTER THAN THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE! YES! YES! YES! SNARKY SISTERS, LYRA & BONBON ( or was it Sweetie Drops? ) BUT YES! THIS WAS COMPLETELY FANSERVICE, BUT I DON'T CARE! YES!
It was probably for the best that I was alone while watching this, or my family would have sent me to an asylum.
Reading this made me not want to write my own review, because this is essentially how I feel.
...LyraBon, bitches.
Simply the greatest episode ever created by any show ever. I am including Breaking Bad in that statement.
Anyone who says different is full of themselves.
ARAGON...I JUST WATCHED IT...watching it out of sequence was hard BUT SO FUCKING WORTH IT!
I CAN SEE WHY YOU HAD SUPER ORGASMS OVER IT!
AS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC IT JUST TOTALLY MELTED MY GOD DAMN FUCKING HEART!
And my sheets are now slightly damp....
Too much gushing as per normal.
So... you liked it, then?
That Music was the sickest shit ever. I had to clean my laptop after I saw them flying through the street! Ima watch this again for the 10th time!
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OK, I dig the in-depth analysis, but I didn't really get a sense of how you felt about the episode overall?
The Doctor Who parts sucked ass because Doctor Who sucks ass.
But other than that, it was aight. Nothing to spazz over ...
... okay, it was the best episode ever. Even the Doctor Who stuff didn't really upset me and I fucking hate that Doctor Who bullshit. Best part? Lyrax
Bon BonSweetie Drops. Hands, hooves, claws, tentacles down best freakin' part. Well, that and the PMV sequence with Octavia and Vinyl. Oh, and the Gummy part was-Okay, so I deleted a huge post that was pretty much a match for your post's tone. So I think we agree.
And we though Aragon's brother was the only dick-puncher in the family.
i.imgur.com/gNw3iw9.jpg
That describes how all of Aragon's editors touch butts.
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Yeah, to be honest? I have trouble picturing this episode as canon. It's, weirdly enough, too awesome for it to be an actual part of the show. Future callbacks to this would be amazing, though.
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Hey, advantages of a Spaniard. This is not my mother tongue, so I use whichever word I like. Incidentally this means that sometimes my characters would sound English for no reason whatsoever, but alas that's the prize we gotta pay.
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Aye, man. That's the correct reaction upon seeing Pyrrha, I believe.
Also thanks for the compliment! Kinda wish Knighty allowed people to fave blog posts -- I always wonder if I would get any of those with that kind of thing.
Linking the blog in your blog was an awesome gesture, by the way. Thanks for that too!
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Every time I post one, I lose a couple followers.
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A shame, I would actually look forward to read that. However, I heartily recommend not shoving an Ipad up below like I did to start the blog -- I can assure you, it was not as good an experience as it sounds.
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Hey, look, another one who links the blog without telling me. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE, DID YOU. BUT I DID. I ALWAYS DO, IISAW.
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I would try to comment on this, but as I type this reply I'm drinking from an overized TARDIS-shaped teacup, so I'm fairly sure my opinion wouldn't be exactly objective. The episode was amazing even without getting all the references, though, so yeah we pretty much agree.
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Every time someone references an old blog post of mine I dry-hump my laptop a little harder. It's the little things that make life better, y'know?
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Darn! And I thought I was being so sneaky, too!
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You think you did well at predictions ...
3150192 Oh, I'm still writing it.
Okay.
Will just leave this here as it won't get seen on my wall and because it's Quote...'adorable as tits'
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/217936-my-little-pony-derpy-and-the-doctor