Life And Times of a Winning Pony Is Finally Over · 7:07pm Mar 29th, 2014
Praise the lawd
sadly we'll still probably have to contend with side stories and unoriginal fucktards who can't be bothered to write their own stories and would just rather ride the coattails on an inexplicably popular "-verse", but at least we've gotten rid of the main one
so long shitty OOC characters
so long karma-houdini whores
so long shitty love triangles and forced "feels"
so long background pony who became one of the worst ocs in existence
let's celebrate
I enjoyed it at the start
but then holy shit
it just went oooon and ooooooooooooooon and oooooooooooooooooooooon
and it was all the same
and I was done with it
CK kept fucking up really badly and then everyone was like "oh np that's k dw about it let's have secks"
it got really frustrating
Who?
b-but i just saw another same story from him with another same ugly style cover and similar crap edgy naming schema
1964318 right
we'll never be rid of those
but at least the main one is gone
1964323 noooooo
you must save the fimfiction
Never actually read it, what the heck actually happens in the story?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry.
1964330 shitty, shitty writing.
1964331 2mainstream4u?
1964339 No my head hurts, I'm stupid, and I don't read anything on this site.
1964330
shit. nothing but shit.
one of the most drawn out stories on the site.
started back on 16th Sep 2012
and it just now finished.
1964344 all perfectly valid reasons
don't read it, it'd make all three of those things worsen
1964330 The basic formula goes something like:
Someone fucks up --> not-really-interesting 'drama' --> makeup sex --> repeat
1964339
Ah, I see. I'll just stick to writing me own shit. Nothing like home made shit to get your day going.
1964348 All I can think of in this situation is to quote Markiplier: "AGH, SANTA CAN'T READ!"
Never read it. I guess I'll never get to read it, since I like my way of writing Cloud Kicker (psychopatic junkie with brain eaten by propaganda) too much to even look at other fics about her.
One less SoL fic that goes nowhere with an unlikable character, you say?
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1964350 this is my spirit animal
1964367 that is a MUCH better version
I thought I was the only one didn't like it....
Never have I been so wrong.
Life and Times of a Winning Pony? More like...
More like... uh...
...
Bad! HECHECHECHECHE
1964377
Thanks
Hmm, I'd say that making a character a junkie or something similar instantly makes them more interesting, but then I remembered that I once saw a boring fic about a family of cannibals... How is that even possible?
Oh praise the lawd
I've never read it. I just don't have the time.
I'm all for making a series () with multiple stories and spin-offs or whatever, but two years? I dunno if I could hold my attention on either reading or writing something that long.
I also don't like how it seems to trivialize any potential in-depth exploration of two mares having a foal together. No special potions, no gene splicing, no magic, no R63/futa shenanigans, no awkwardness of finding a sperm donor, no exploration into adoption, no sacrificing their firstborn to Moloch... just "tey lurve each udda so foal happens!!1!!"
I started reading that, and then those damn chapter sizes made me wonder what the fuck is even happening. It's still in my favorites, yet I haven't read it for 80% of the story, apparently.
Now we just get to look forward to the next shitty -verse.
Nearly 400,000 words of "We'll bang, okay?"
...not really.
It has it's moments for me where it was good, but the fact that it kept going for as long as it did kind of wore me out.
Sounds like I'm missing out.
I only ever knew the verse and Cloud Kicker through the Hard Reset series. Even then she pissed me off and her inclusion in the series felt awkwardly forced at best.
Then the author thinks its a good idea to write a side story recounting the entire series from her POV.
Oh, is this where the assholes anonymous meeting is being held? *Pulls up a chair.*
Lets see... blah blah verses suck and stuff and how dare something I don't like be popular.
Oh hey, you forgot to use the word overrated somewhere in your blog post. I also see a lack of bitching about unoriginal side stories and coattail riding. Never mind, the comments section has that covered.
You do have a good point with the karma-houdini whores comment. Cloudkicker is running on such a karma deficit that she will get reincarnated as a bunny rabbit. A bunny rabbit that ends up the battered house wife of Angel bunny, who will be a abusive control freak. For added irony, Angel won't let her bang anyone or anything for the rest of her bunny life.
HIPSTERS! This place is full of HIPSTERS! Where's my fedora?
Seriously ... it was a fun read. Though I wasn't one for the 'expanded verse' stuff, some of it was fun. And really, that's all I'm here for. Regi - 2modern4me.
1965105 I provided legitimate reasons why I dislike it
I really wish people's go-to argument when someone doesn't like something popular wasn't
"LOL UR A HIPSTER"
Let's celebrate. Celebrate I say!
Now we'll patiently wait for the next Verse.
Nyx still holds that title, right?
Please say "yes"...
1965249 she's not a background pony turned oc
1965278 My mistake. Does she at least hold the title of "worst OC ever" then?
1965284 yes
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1965148
Actually, not so much hipster though this blog was a bit sounding like it. Sounding a bit like it. English am good I ... I guess I just don't get these types of blogs. There's PLENTY of things I'd like to see die off from here (coughYour Human and Youcough) but if/when they do ... well, whatever floats your boat man.
EDIT: Also, I have the memory of a goldfish and I think I meant more the comments section of this blog than the blog itself. My bad.
that's still a thing?
I thought it had finished a long time ago.
Praise the sun!
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. Wait... (*remembers what kind of fandom this is*) No I'm not. All I can say about the story itself is that it failed my three-chapter test, and I never looked back.
Is there a way too favorite blog posts?
Fallout: Equestria much?
1964497
Typeface has never been able to put my thoughts on paper until now.
You are a GOD!
1966047 I hate F:oE.
1966125
Welcome to my world.
Fallout: Equestria for Copy-Paste Story of the Year!
Well, I liked it myself. Regardless, I'm fairly sure we can agree; it's still a better 'verse than the Geoverse.
You have the right to your opinion bro, but seriously, reading that actually hurt. (joking, but seriously I still like it for reasons I don't honestly understand.)
Hey now, whores get paid. Don't lump them with CK.