• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Vel'Koz is a Void resident, born and raised, killing to learn, and learning, by such, to kill. Vel'Koz is on a quest to learn all there is to know about the universe, including the many worlds that inhabit its many reaches. Now, he has set his sight on one planet in particular, one whose sun and moon rotate it, Equiis.

A rift to the Void opens in Twilight's basement during 'Twilight Time', startling everypony in attendance. Twilight may finally have a study partner, but his methods are unorthodox.

And rather messy.

But Twilight will have to learn to get along with a being who incinerates his friends to discern their favorite muffin flavor if she has any hope of being a true Princess of Friendship.

Vel'koz has seen the ultimate technicolor knowledge...and he must have it.

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Twilight has been researching Equestria's innate magic all across the land. She's been away from home for a few months, and is expecting to arrive home to a warm homestead and scrumptious apple dishes. She has some difficulty opening the door...

And it's not her imagination.
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Inspired and influenced by the song 'Red House' by Jimi Hendrix.

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Twilight continually falls prey to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's pranks and surprise parties. She hates not seeing them ahead of time, and thus complains to Celestia. Her answer?

Wards.

Twilight becomes rather attached to seeing everything, to the dismay of everypony involved.

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Twilight always wanted to soar through the skies as a filly, and after wrecking the hot air balloon she was borrowing, she just might get to live that dream! Princess Celestia assigns her a fitting punishment, but will Twilight truly see it as a bad thing? She'll get to fly through the sky...

Although, not in the way she had expected.

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Twilight attempts a spell to look into the stretching properties of balloons, but a freak accident leads to a surge-cast of an inflation spell on the whole town! Ponies find themselves growing larger and larger, and are those...seams? Her friends are turning into balloons of themselves and approaching the popping point! Can Twilight reverse the effects and save her fellow townsponies before it's too late?

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Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadence have all found a hankering for the peach. However, when one princess binges, the rest follow blindly! The four convene upon their destination, the Grand Peach Orchard, in the center of Equestria to feast and indulge in the wonders of the fruit that is the peach.

Sooner than they expected, the Last Peach was before the four. A battle to decide the winner of the Last of its Kind. The battle was long, and arduous, but in the end...all peaches must be savored.

Equestria has not seen a catastrophe of this magnitude in recorded history. Now, the rulers must decide how to tell Equestria that its supply and crop of peaches is no more! The end is nigh! The End of Peaches is upon us!
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Vaguely based on End Of Ponies by SS&E. Key word: vaguely

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Spike follows Twilight around for everything: work, meals, the like. He even shares her eating habits(mostly), and now he discovers her latest kick:

The peach. With its savory insides and fuzzy exterior, the peach is just the thing Spike needs to get him through the day. He decides to sneak a taste. One won't hurt, right?

Twilight is not happy with her Peach Security punctured!

It appears the peaches have been...Spiked!

When will the Peachy onslaught end?
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May Celestia have mercy on my Peachy soul! This is my 3rd peach story today!

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Twilight loves peaches. She will follow them to the edges of Equestria and back, if it means tasting the glorious fruity goodness. She is the self-proclaimed Princess of Peaches, yet Twilight never has had an issue with her peach consumption, but her latest binge may be causing more than just stomachaches! The peaches have begun to fight back!

All-out war wasn't her intention. It's what she got anyway.

What do you do when the peaches come for you?

Peachment Day is here.

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Twilight Eats Peaches.

She enjoys them. Very much so.

Twilight wants more...and she will do anything to have the delectable fruit at her side all day long! She casts a spell intending to transmogrify apples into peaches.

Naturally, it backfires. Unnaturally, Sweet Apple Acres isn't usually so...peachy.

"TWILIGHT!"

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Princess Luna is the sole controller of dream magic. Some fillies and colts have shown potential to harness the same powers. She begins a summer camp for foals that will help them discover their talents while they help suffering ponies deal with their emotional baggage and daily struggles. But all is not as it seems. There is something far more sinister behind Camp Pax Æterna, something that looks to use these fresh minds for more than just relieving nightmares.

Sound Slumber, a young earth pony running from his past, stumbles upon Camp Pax Æterna deep within Whitetail Woods and learns the true nature of becoming a "Dreamscape Commando". Sound will learn that he has a gift, one that may just help him uncover the conspiracy hanging over the camp and put an end to the Dreamscape Commandos once and for all.

Dreams can be battlefields, and Sound Slumber will learn this the hard way.

A Psychonauts/MLP crossover. Dark tag applies to later chapters.

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