• Member Since 26th Dec, 2012
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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Twilight Sparkle punctures her spinal column, rendering her a quadriplegic. Now, she must cope with the minor inconvenience of being disabled.

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Celestia gives Twilight Sparkle her very own kingdom. But, it's not quite what Twilight expects. Her kingdom is much too small, the lines are too long, the food costs too much... oh, and it's a theme park.

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The Maneiac attacks Maretropolis and threatens to destroy the world. Rich playmare Diamond Tiara would love to don her iron exoskeleton suit and save the world, but she’s tired. So she has her butler Randolph save the day for her.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders like to argue. A lot. This story documents some of their biggest disagreements, debates, and throw-downs. As it's an anthology, feel free to read the chapters in whatever order. Witness the CMCs argue over such trivial and pointless topics as...

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After a spree of indecent, criminal acts in America, Justin Bieber is deported to Canada. But they don't want him either, so he's exiled to Equestria. Will he make the best of his clean slate, or will he continue to be a spoiled brat? Yes.

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Suri Polomare isn't just content stealing ideas for dresses. Watch as she steals famous ideas throughout history and claims credit for them, okay.

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How will the mane six get into that elusive box? Will it take talent, effort, or just dumb luck? And does the box contain great things, or just a bunch of junk?

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Ever wonder how Rainbow Dash got her sunglasses? Well she sure didn't buy them at the store. That would be too easy.

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A group of terrorists has declared war on the Crystal Empire: attacking civilians, planting bombs, and taking hostages. Soarin and Spitfire, visiting the Empire on vacation, are the only ones who can stop them. Edited by Skeeter The Lurker.

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