When he comes to take Angel Bunny, Fluttershy stares down Death. She commands him to not take any creatures in Equestria ever again. Now that it is a land free of death, will Equestria be a paradise or a living hell?

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Lightning Dust snorts a rail of lightning dust, kicks Thunderlane's flank, and shows everypony that she's a force to be reckoned with and is bucking awesome.

I somehow managed to post the words to this story on Fimfiction without the site overdosing and 502ing from Lightning Dust's sheer awesomeness. But even these words could never do justice to the legend that is Princess Archduchess Lightning M.F.W. Dust, Ph.D. You just had to be there.

WARNING: If you look at the cover image too long, you'll go blind just like you would if you masturbated too much or stared into the sun too long, because that picture counts as both. Thanks to Gamibribolinho for sacrificing his sight to draw this so that we could gaze upon Lightning Dust's glory.

Six pets hang out in Twilight's basement.

Rush Limbuck is a cigar-chomping conservative Equestrian talk show host. On his show, he talks about the political issues facing Equestria. Also, he occasionally says some things that get him into trouble.

Gambling is illegal in Appleloosa, so an enterprising Little Strongheart decides to open a casino on the nearby Buffalo Reservation. Sheriff Silverstar, however, can't stand the thought of anypony having illegal fun.

Part of One-Shotober. 100% approved by Twilight's Library!

Ash Ketchum wakes up in Equestria along with Pikachu. He sees a bunch of ponies and mistakenly believes that they are new Pokemon. Naturally, Ash tries to catch 'em all.

NOTE: This is a crack fic. This is not to be taken seriously at all. You have been warned.
Part of One-Shotober.

While helping Twilight with an invisibility spell, the spell misfires and hits Pinkie instead. Now, she decides to have a little fun at other ponies' expense.

Applejack makes the best of what's still around.

Now with its own story reading.

Princess Celestia, world-famous chocolatier, is finally opening the doors to her mysterious chocolate factory. She's hidden five silver tickets in chocolate bars all around Equestria. When Apple Bloom finds one of the tickets, she gets to take a tour, along with the four other fillies and colts who found the tickets: Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails.

This parody is based off of the classic 1971 movie with Gene Wilder, and not the new one with Johnny Depp, because the new one sucked a giant pair of everlasting gobstoppers. Part of One-Shotober.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake, who are busy starting a second bakery franchise in Hoofington, need someone to watch their twins and make sure the troublesome duo behaves while they are gone. Thankfully, they get a mysterious and magical applicant for the position, known only as Mary Cloppins. Now, Mary Cloppins will watch Pound and Pumpkin Cake, and hope that the two of them aren't too much of a hooffull, even for her magic to handle.

The plot, cover image, and song parodies are inspired by Mary Poppins. Cover image by Paper-pony. This story is part of One-shotober. 100% approved by Twilight's Library!