A portal flowers into existence and a timid mare discovers it.
An army marches forth, but all isn't as it seems.

Shade is the only wizard in the world. Well he was, until he got sucked into a pony filled nightmare of a planet. Taking on the burden of a love-starved Goddess and her infernal do-good sister, he attempts to return to his old world with spectatular results.

Contains a first-person perspective story with magic, swearing and an alarming disregard for normality.

Dagan had his little empire in Prometheus labs. Then a Houdini accidentally teleports him to Equestria, pissing him off to no end. Clad in his Alpha-Daddy style suit, he captures a 'Little Sister' called Scootaloo and decides to 'Harvest the ADAM' of Ponyville.

Its a story about a Splicer in Equestria, inspired/based on the Minion of Ares and that other big daddy story that I can't remember.

When you're traversing the multiverse, anything can happen.

After a decade of 'Versing Space, our two...well they're certainly not heroes, fall into the peaceful land of Equestria. One is a crazed manchild, with an addiction for knowledge and booze. The other, a friend with a penchant for culture and the arts.
They've got three weeks before their ride is ready to go, when an old friend surfaces. Then things just go from bad to worse.

[Quite abit of swearing, if you're not into that]
[My first shot at writing, first few chapter is liable to be abit iffy, but be kind! Rewind!]
[THREE KILL STREAK! UAV INBOUND!: Alot of the beginning tends to skip around, I'm in the process of editing it for clarity, but there may be some (Alot...thanks brain) errors that I miss.]