Shade is the only wizard in the world. Well he was, until he got sucked into a pony filled nightmare of a planet. Taking on the burden of a love-starved Goddess and her infernal do-good sister, he attempts to return to his old world with spectatular results.
Contains a first-person perspective story with magic, swearing and an alarming disregard for normality.
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the randomness. I LOVE IT!
yay for story!
I really don't like how she erased all his offensive spells. She should have blocked them off till they knew he could be trusted.
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I LOVE IT! WE DEMAND MOAR
.............if that's okay with you
gewd so far
moaar
Oh god this is fresh as fuck. I'm very hungry give me chapter 2
captain 4 AM here, nice new mini chapter
now, as always, mooaar!
oh i'm so jelly.
Shade, surrender to pleasures of mare fancying! It's okay, she's a sexy sapient being, go James T. Kirk on her!
great chapter!, keep up the good work
also, he should invent a teleportation spell so he could escape, that should be much easier with the magic level in equestria.
when can we expect the next chapter to be out?
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Basic rule of thumb for this is next monday if there are less than 6k words, otherwise its whenever I hit that target.
As for as Shade's spells, I'm not going to spoil it. Not to worry though, I'm sure he'll come up with something.
Although on the passed issue of Luna erasing all his offensive spells, my rational (Because it won't appear in the story) is that you had a visitor who came to your peaceful kingdom absolutely covered with unstable weapons that could potentially go off anytime someone so much as sneezes (Magically, atleast) near him, you'd strip that shit off him quick-style. Too many times I've read 'Oh, Shade has a bazooka, but we trust him so we'll let him keep it on him.' Which I always thought as completely moronic.
2079172 yeah, i agree with you, just look at the literal firestorm he unleashed into the sky, and with that in mind i'm sure they had many reasons to fear his other offensive spells with that much power.
i like your logic good sir!
Heh, from the sounds of it, you had a great birthday party! And maybe the scenes are from true events, eh? hehe
amusing.
moar.
Who else thought the tutor would be twilight. Show of hands.
2109026 *raises up hand* That or luna herself.
will he ever meet the mane six? will he ever go to ponyville?
"SO THE PRINCESS WANTS ME TO HELP YOU, FOAL, WITH YOUR LITTLE MAGIC PROBLEM!" Christ, she sounds just like a drill instructor from the movies. "WHAT'S THE MATTER, STALLION? YOU AIN'T GOT NO ANGLE ON YOUR LITTLE DANGLE? WELL BUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION! MY NAME IS HOOFBEAT, BECAUSE I'LL BEAT YOUR FLANK IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION! NOW GET OUT HERE!"
"AND MY NAME IS SHADE, THE BEARER OF MIGHTY HANGOVER! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY TRUSTY ROAD CONE SO DEEP INSIDE YOUR ASS THAT IT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YA FREAKING TALKING HORSE!"
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That would be waaaay too predictable. I'm trying my hardest to keep away from the usual predictable stuff.
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C'mon! I'm not spoiling anything. Nope. Maybe.
amusing, still would have thought starcunning would beat the living crap out of sarge whip-a-lot halfway through.
PS: marry me or I will kill you.
(there, 2 in one in perfect harmony)
me after lasanga
oh god, paintball, it's so much fun, but it hurts so much
i got shot in the neck once, it hurt for a week
1st love your story so far...keep up the good work
2nd I would like for the the first of the two options "less funny, but allow for more amusement later"
I'll follow you till the end of time sir!
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You have to remember, he's basically got Punt! Torch and shield. He is not armed for a battle against a trained and capable unicorn.
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I've got 25 bruises, including the neck, from the last game.
For imagination purposes: Imagine you are a tin roof in a hailstorm. That was the level of incoming fire I had to deal with.
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For your commitment and for being the only git to actually read the last line of the author note and respond to it....
The weave that is Shade's fate is decided. Less funny, more amusement later.
And, since we've past the 250 mark (Who would have guessed this would have been funny to people?), you shall all get a sweetie.
That bit about Less funny? Its Shade meeting two of the Six in Canterlot. And then shit goes down. Like, DOWN!
Guesses for who it is are welcome, but I won't be answering theeeemmm. (Edit: If this gets to... 30 likes or 300 views, I'll name one of them.)
2164262 can't say your tactic was very smart, but it was badass
Imma guess that the 2 will be pinkie and rainbow!
*fingers crossed for 30 likes AND 300 views*
also yay for being the only git to read authors notes! I feel like I have the powers of Shade himself coursing through my vanes!
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So... you're channeling the Starcunning power of 'Oh god, is this really wind?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!?!'
Vanes. Weathervanes. I'm fucking clever.
Well you git. You gets a sweetie. The gods of Gorky and Morky smile upon you as I reveal my hidden weapon.
It ain't fucking Rainbow Dash.
Draw your own conclusions from that revelation. I'm out! .....
Shade: "Hey wanker? It's my fucking story, why don't you tell them it's that fucking pony who.."
Shadowhawk interrupts.
"You shut the fuck up. I'm the author. You just dance to my tune."
Shade keeps his Rapture damned mouth shut.
"Dats wat I thought." (Orky voice).
Shade shoves two fingers into the air at Shadowhawk.
"NEXT CHAPTER YOU GET RAPED! DUMBASS!" SH replies.
"The Codex Astartes does not support this acti..."
"ROW ROW YOUR FUCKING THUNDERHAWK! CHAOS MOTHERFUCKER!......."
OH GOD, THE WARP IS OVERTAKING MY HANDS! Naaaaaaooooooohh!
Party. Fucking. Time.
And yes, before anyone leaves a comment: The Pink Party Pony is making an appearance.
Next month.
I'm such a dick.
Groceries
- Milk
- Eggs
- Hat
:|
EAT
THE
HAT!
EAT
THE
HAT!
EAT
THE
HAT!
Will you put up a picture of you eating said hat sir?
Consume thy hat!
2182154 Dinner's ready!
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Honestly, I write a chapter involving a highly confusing dream sequence, a reference to a near clop and the potential unleashing of Disco the Drag.
And the only thing you people care about is my hat.
Allow me to retort:
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GET OUT CLAUSE: DEPLOYED!
Also, 300 views and another couple likes. Whoo! Haven't really got anything special for you since I mentioned Pinkie is gunna be making an appearance. So... Have a.... slice of delicious oxygen on me!
2190302 ....so what you're saying is that you will NOT be eating your hat now or in the near future sir?
Will you still wear hats sir...or are you denouncing them all together sir?
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So are you now Hat-stinent?
bueno.
mooar
another great chapter sir...sorry to hear that you had a bad week Im sure this one will be better sir
kewl, new chapter!
keep em rollin
How did I know this is what got updated? Because you ALWAYS update at about midnight my time.
Keep up the entertaining shennanigans please Mr. Shade.
Its great to see you back in the flow sir!
Moar
this story deserves more credit
McCarthy and Larson. Well played Shade the Starcunning man of Earth, well played.
lovely. and more?
You never fail to amaze sir! I can't wait to read your next chapter sir!
i got balls of steel!. that's line from duke nukem I love
The hell is wrong wit him vomiting out steak? That's just dumb. You stare the pony in the eye and eat it.
Don't matter. meat is meat.
actually, it has been proven that quite many animals have intelligence, including the ability to do math. The only true thing setting us apart from animals is our ability to adapt to situations and environments.