There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

My name is Derek and I am an author and reader of the finest assortment of books, stories, and fanfictions

Odd. Crazy. Zebra. Four Left Hooves.

I am a crazy person, I do all kinds of crazy things. Read my name yet?

*Still scuttling*

Super High-school Level Sociologist.

I don't really have much to put here. I read stories, I like stories. I publish stories to another account.

I don't do anything...

I play TF2. I play League of Legends. Sometimes when I'm all alone, I cover myself in vasoline and roll around on the floor, pretending I'm a slug.

Been a Brony since early January 2013 and have been avidly reading MLP fanfiction ever since as one of my favorite passtimes.

In a world where No Bio is Provided, one man will choose to waste your time by putting words in his Bio that have no bearing on him, or his content. These are his stories.

Sole Sovereign of the Secret Society of Syntax Socialism, Archon of the Alliance of Added Alliterative Appeal, and Monarch of Miserably Monotonous Monikers, -The Jew

Just a random Brony

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

I'm just that one guy you know.

We shall spread.