"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm just here to write.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Yes.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Not much to say.

Just a simple pony fan, interested in further exploring the shell of MLP:FiM. Mostly through grimdarks and AU/OC stories. You have been warned.

The man without a plan.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A Day in the Life

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Commissions currently OPEN

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

DeiStar

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

All my things are horse things!

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

There and back again.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Just another writer on the internet, trying to make good times happen.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell