"You think you know me..."

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

I'm just here to write.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

No bio here. Just a box.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?