I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Artist, aviator, writer, and horse enthusiast with a passion for history

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Something-something horse narrations.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? - Bloodhound Gang; Hell Yeah

I write weird stuff.

Too much to write; too little time

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Brony since season 5

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.