Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Something-something horse narrations.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

Gay energy is my energy drink

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Sometimes words pop into my head and I flop them down :3

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.