Somtimes I pretend to be normal, but that gets boring so I go back to being myself.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Commissions currently OPEN

Reloading the Story Canon.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?