A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

We’ll bang okay?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

Well. I was born. And now im here. The End.