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The Poetic Frost makes mistakes so that you don't have to. "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"

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Day in and day out, Archer goes to school and tries her hardest. It's her calling to aim high and hit the mark. But when she starts hearing ponies saying choice words about her big brother...
Well, her aim begins to falter.
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One-shot.
(Why doesn't Archer have her own tag?)
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Edit: There's more blushing Tootsie Flute in the side-quel.
Sun Glimmer's turn in the spotlight: For Whom The Bell Does Not Toll
Another one-shot technically in the same "universe": Not the Oppressive Injection

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Just dance, Diamond Tiara. It'll be okay. Do the do. Just dance, insert one more bit, rinse and repeat. Just dance. You're going to be okay. Release your stress and dance.
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Rated "Teen" for subtle references to intoxication and substances.
One-shot.

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The characters from various abridged MLP parody series all try to get through the events of the Season 1 pilot episode.
Of course, they don't realize that they're all from different series.
Can they work together long enough to defeat Nightmare Moon?
Well, yeah. But that's not exactly the big issue here now, is it?
Join the job-hunting unicorn, the earth pony with a questionable criminal record, the alternate interpretation earth pony, the genderly ambiguous pegasus, the straight mare unicorn, and the cult leader pegasus as they deal with the vaguely Egyptian pony of shadows.
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This is a one-shot. (Good gosh. What am I doing with my life?)
Starring:
-Xanauzumaki's Rainbow Dash
-TFS's Tien as Rarity
-The Mentally Advanced Pinkie Pie
-Camaraderie is Supernatural's Applejack
-Friendship is Witchcraft's Fluttershy
-Jm2i22's Twilight Sparkle
-UFP's Nightmare Moon
-and Princess Celestia and Spike as themselves
(Not rated "Comedy" because humor is subjective.)

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Fluttershy's parents are the two most wonderful ponies in her life that she could ever ask for.
So she has to ask herself whenever possible:
"Why did I push her away like that? It should have been me!"

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A one-shot written in a one-evening sitting.
Rated Teen for some... heavier things.

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The Great and Powerful Trixie has moved on to greater and more powerful venues. Her magic has become more impressive to the crowds. Unlike a certain time, however, she has not made the mistake of asking audience members to out-perform her. If Ponyville was any indicator, switching to a no-challenge performance was a smart decision.

In light of her more recent success, however, Trixie has faced slightly more difficult obstacles. The owners of less great establishments refused her business even though her great and powerful five bits were worth a hundred of any pony else’s bits. The Stubborn and Reluctant Trixie accepted the fact that she needed more funds. But where would she get the money?

Well, Trixie does have that law experience, thought Trixie, But prosecutors don't get very well paid when they simply do it for revenge.

The Great and Powerful Trixie decided to try her hooves at defending the less powerful and more helpless foals. After all, if that loser Phoenix Wrong could do it, why couldn't the much better and more talented Trixie?
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*Hack!* *Cough!* Sorry. I think I'm allergic to Trixie's ego.
Contains slight spoilers to Turnabout Storm, though viewing those videos first is not necessary.
May contain select choice words and phrases unsuitable for young children.

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A stormy and dark night would have completed the visual picture that was her current predicament. Despite being in complete symbiosis with the multiple minds of the Goddess, she had somehow been overtaken by a mere shotgun. Her horn was flung off and with it any magic that she could cast. Inadvertently, this also severed her connection with the greater mind that did all the thinking for her.

Her tale begins in a somewhat humble town called Fondsprings.
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Fallout: Equestria was originally thought up by Kkat.
Fallout and all subsequent games are owned by Bethesda Game Studios.
I gain no profit for writing this and it is solely meant for entertainment purposes.
Comedy tag not included due to my inability to keep the story amusing as a whole.

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"Twilight will not outlive her friends." ~Meghan McCarthy

Immortality may be a far-fetched, nearly impossible concept. The opposite, however, is completely possible. No pony alive truly knows if they will be around tomorrow. Death isn't picky when it comes to ending life. Good, evil, or indifferent, it reaps the living. Often, this happens when we least expect it.

How will her loved ones handle losing the one that brought them together?
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There! You happy now, yellers of the terms Mary Sue, OP, and those leaving the fandom? This is a story where she's dead! I hope you choke on this one-shot.
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To the rest of you reading this, forgive me.

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What would happen if the ponies we know and love were forced to endure the hardships and mind-flipping experience that is the Stanley Parable? Hilarity, that's what.

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Inspired by a comic by subject number 2394.
Not meant to be taken seriously.
Rated Teen for mentions of death.

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"Daisy, can I ask you something?"
"Lily, can I be blunt with you?"
"Daisy, I have a favor to ask."
"Lily, I don't know who else to turn to."
Daisy! Lily! Daisy! Lily!
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These two ponies have had it up to here with how many questions they get on a regular basis. It seems like as soon as a major crisis stops happening in Ponyville, they suddenly become every pony's voice of reason and consulting. Well, they've had enough of it. So they lead the crowd to the one pony who can answer everything.
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Obvious play on words has a not so obvious conclusion.
One-shot.

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Dive and Kick are at it again. These two rivals in the hood are trying to prove once and for all who is the ultimate champion of the biggest mind-game of fighting games ever. The rules are the same as usual. Competitors can only dive and/or kick. If you get hit by the opponent's foot, you have to fall on your back as if you're knocked out.
No punching.
No ducking.
No blocking.
No projectiles.
No complex button presses.

However, the announcer decides to randomize their background location to the middle of Ponyville. This won't end well.

Death From Above
Round 1
DIVEKICK
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Divekick (game) belongs to One True Game Studios and Iron Galaxy Studios.
One-shot.

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