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TundraStanza


The Poetic Frost makes mistakes so that you don't have to. "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"

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Assume for a moment that we exist in the other Equestria.
Assume also, that the name of Dusk Shine's sister is Cadance and that Shining Armor is the nephew destined to wed her.
Assume that the mastermind behind the evil plot is King Metamorphosis.
Assume that I have no idea what I was doing while writing this and you'll be fine.

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I mostly just typed it up for the songs.
Main character tag is other because I think of Twilight and her friends as separate ponies from Dusk Shine and his posse.

Edit: Chapter 2 is slightly more "correct". Though, I'm probably still going to receive hate for this.

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Every once in a while there is one character that defies all explanation and baffles the minds of geniuses the world over. Today, two such characters will be thrown into the field and all will find out who will win.

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And remember... this is what I came up with without the hidden stash. Just goes to show you that you don't need to be high to produce something regrettable.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro Studio.
Death Battle belongs to Screw Attack.
Other properties belong to their respective owners.
Rated Teen for mentions of weapons and use of the word h-e-double-hockey-stick.

Edit:
February 6, 2013: Remember back in last April when I thought this was going to be a one-shot?
Neither do I.

July 16, 2013: I hope I haven't made a terrible mistake by allowing fan fic suggestions for combatants. It'll take me forever to read through all of those works for potential abilities used. In other words, updating will happen at a pace that makes a snail appear to be performing a Sonic Rainboom. Oh well. It is what it is.

March 24, 2015: Spoilers are imminent when diving into this at any given point.

June 9, 2015: I may not respond to every comment, but I will read them. The same applies to any suggestions made in comments or PMs.
-Corollary (October 11, 2015): Multiple comments from the exact same user saying the exact same match up will not make the suggested battle happen any sooner. In fact, it may just deter me from even considering writing it at all. Please do not spam the comment section. Thank you.

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Rhetorical Concept: There are over a hundred stories revolving around the Conversion Bureau universe in which the protagonist contemplates becoming a pony or is a pony right from the get-go. Typically, he/she takes the form of an earth pony, a unicorn, or a Pegasus. Every once in a while is the needle-in-the-haystack story regarding a person who changed into an alicorn. There are even a handful of gryphon and dragon transformations.
But what about the even rarer gene, the one that is immune to the serum's magical, technological properties? What becomes of them? Here I attempt to address that concept. Here is the percent so small, that most individuals would never consider this possibility.
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The Conversion Bureau belongs to Blaze (and everyone else that worked on it).
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro Studio.
Persona belongs to Atlus.

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When the forces of Outworld threaten to absorb Equestria, the Princesses must make an emotionally difficult choice. Several ponies are required to participate in the deadly Mortal Kombat tournament for the safety of their realm. After many rounds, only one Equestrian remains: Tundra. She never asked for this task, but it was her fate.

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The idea has been nagging me for a bit. Since I'm not expecting a whole lot out of it, this will be a one-shot.

If you're not a fan of violence, I strongly suggest you look elsewhere.

As always, all properties belong to their respective owners.

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While the history of the alicorn race is shrouded in mystery, one thing is for certain.
Seven princesses with hearts of light are the last of their kind that live in Equestria.
Finding new strength in the strange weapon known as the Keyblade, they must venture out to several worlds ensuring the balance between light and darkness.

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It's a sort of alternate universe in which characters will get caught in Kingdom Hearts-esque situations.
While there won't be any explicit deaths of characters, there will be some heartbreaking moments, so I'm marking it sad just in case.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Kingdom Hearts are property of their respective owners. I gain no profit from this. The four unmentioned Princesses are purely fan-made and are not to be taken as sure-thing characters in the actual show.
(If you don't like anything related to ponies and/or KH, please leave as reading this will only give you pain.)
(Rating bumped to Teen due to PG-13 fantasy violence.)

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What would happen if a guy is suddenly called in to actually be one of the main cast?
Does he have what it takes to bear the Element of Kindness?

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Regrettably, I cannot claim to be the first to make this kind of story.
The idea fascinated me when it was introduced by RainbowDash935.

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