My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Done.

Expecting consistency with the TV show? Want accuracy down to a point? then your in the wrong place, there is little consistency here and I am proud of it.