Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

This is fiction. But it is based...

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Mostly harmless.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

8000 soldiers!